This episode opens with a cameo from yet another dead celebrity thanks to the show’s resident medium, Andy Pitz! And also, guys? Guys? (And yes that includes GALS!) Did you know Carmen is Spanish and can prove it? (Take THAT, Hilaria Baldwin!) Carmen also discusses the sordid - yet still somehow lame - ways she celebrated the Fourth of July during her high school days. She further humiliates herself, as well as threatens her citizen status, when she reveals WHAT she used to think the "Pledge of Allegiance" was really for. Oh and guys? Guys! (YES, GALS INCLUDED!) John used to live with rodents because his dad kept trying to give the family cancer. Also John’s first book of cartoons is now available for purchase! He explains how he only redrew one of the offensive toons, thanks to the pressure he received from the voices in his head.