National French Fry Day was July 13th so John talks about working at McDonalds. Not now (yet) - when he was in high school. Then Carmen shares her "potato vagina" stories (think Dr. Seuss but for your genitals). This leads the pair to discuss the maintenance differences between vaginas and penises (you will learn from this.) Carmen also discusses her involvement with a bearded dragon which, as it turns out, is not a euphemism for a disgusting sex act (see photo).