Mom Stomp reviews Pretend City Children's Museum (Irvine, CA) but first...Jo gets a text from Beyonce, a review on "Angels' Share" (a scent from the Kilian Mini Discovery Set), Kim Catrall making the big bucks, loving your kids so much you got to joke that you hate them, acne being a real thing, needing a kid-GPS-rec and a GLOWING review for The Little Mermaid. Plus, we've got voicemails from FNLN, Christine Tawfik and FNLN Mary Cait Walthall. #youbetterfreezethatdick #digitalgetdown #yeahmykidisalarper #thelittletrampshesbetterthanIthought