This week, June and Jessica are breaking cycles via text message. Then we gatekeep skincare from our husbands, try to escape the cloud, and DIY our period products.

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June is battling her house’s microclimates and Jessica is performing acts of resistance with Tempur-Pedic toppers. Plus we dive deep into seemingly simple room service requests and take a stand against boutique hotels.

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Jessica is cleaning out her medicine cabinet and June is trying not to crash. Plus we dive into sports metaphors (is this a sports podcast now?), signs and symbols, and hot Trader Joe’s small talk.

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Things are mysteriously disappearing in June’s home and Jessica is an expert on Olympic figure skating. Plus we dive into what’s in our “set bags,” high school theater auditions, and genitalia at work. 

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June breaks down her colonoscopy prep and Jessica gives us a peek into her daily chocolate routine. Plus we get a theology lesson from TikTok, call on our dead friends for guidance, and lean into our goddess energy.

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This week, we are joined by our dear friend Patrizia Hernandez to dive deep into Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show. We break down all our favorite moments, get stuck to plastic chairs, and yearn to be on the porch. Come vibrate with us!

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Jessica makes a workspace confession that hopefully won’t besmirch her good name, and June gets psyched for her colonoscopy. Plus we celebrate a free exchange of catch phrases, our love of regional accents, and tuning into the cosmic joke.

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Jessica loves her soundproof phone booth and June releases a PSA for conference calls. Plus we dive into “the big fog,” ADHD secrets, and 80s and 90s classroom cheats.

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This week, Jessica finds joy in saucers and costumes, and June learns the hard way that you really should just use the drive-thru. Plus we reflect on 2016, embrace these last days of Yuletide, and look forward to the Year of the Fire Horse.

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This week, June simply cannot keep her eyes open and Jessica fails at office space small talk. Plus we get a full breakdown of Jessica’s daily routine and learn that even when you go minute by minute, some time simply cannot be accounted for. 

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