Ronna's off this week, but we've got one hell of a guest host, pardon me. Joining (Bryan) in The Carriage House this week is our dear, dear friend...the DELIGHTFUL Mary Holland!

You can catch Mary "The Netherlands" (as her friends call her) in just about every movie or TV show ever made, like GHOSTS on CBS, NIGHTBITCH with Amy Adams on Hulu, and many, many more. 

Mary (& Bryan) give some advice on dealing with layoffs and a first class bachelorette party problem.

And go see (Bryan) at the Edinburgh Fringe this summer! Link to tickets in his bio!

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Jeezle Pete's! (Bryan)'s back in the states and this week's Carriage House Catch-Up is filled with tales of Europe, fantastic follow-ups, and all the fedoras and pipes you'd ever need to open your own detective agency.

Our advice this week goes to a woman whose neighbor gives her the ick and a woman with a VERY odd mystery on her hands - the mystery of Duke the maintenance man.

By the way, our very own (Bryan) Safi (ever heard of him?) is bringing his solo show to the Edinburgh Fringe this summer! Go see him if you're in the area. Tickets in his bio.

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Ronna (& Bryan) recently stopped by our dear friend Chelsea Devantez's fabulous podcast GLAMOROUS TRASH, and in this crossover we dive into “My Lives,” Roseanne Barr’s woman-on-fire second memoir. It's a Dooze McBooze, excuse me, and we're thrilled to share it with you this week on the Free Feed!

From feminist hot takes to showrunner warfare on the set of “Roseanne,” Chelsea, Ronna (& Bryan) unpack the dizzying evolution of a working-class icon into a MAGA mouthpiece. Plus: Cocaine in the ’80s, hot mics, (DRINGO!) husbandger Tom Arnold, and a shockingly moving final page.

Check out Chelsea's Glamorous Trash wherever you get your podcasts!

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Now wait a minute. Sometimes we have guests on the show who we IMMEDIATELY want to be best friends with. This is one of those weeks, excuse me. Joining us in The Carriage House is the lovely Jillian Bell!

You know Jillian from her countless appearances in projects like 22 JUMP STREET, BRITTANY RUNS A MARATHON, and KINDA PREGNANT. But you can watch her directorial debut SUMMER OF 69 right now on Hulu. It's got a killer cast and it's fabulous!

Jillian joins us to give advice on navigating some of life's more interesting moments: a first therapy session and a marriage proposal.

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This season's Classic Cliffhangers gives us letters from people who are REALLY on the edge of their sanity and emotions. And we're here to help!

We've got three instant Carriage House classics from Patreon: Peter, Peter, Puppy Eater; the man who caught his boyfriend gooning; and the man who was having an emotional affair with his best friend. 

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We're coming at you this week from the time machine, so we just found out about the Pope and how JD Vance probably caused him to keel over. It's a Carriage House Catch-Up as (Bryan) preps for his European vacation extravaganza. But before he hops the pond, he and Ronna answer questions on how to support a newly out brother and how to navigate some family drama regarding birthday planning. As always, thanks for listening...especially the Catholics and the Czechs!

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Here we are with another Carriage House Catch-Up! After a quick ancestor tarot reading for (Bryan) to make up for his less than ideal personal reading from a few weeks ago, we get some follow-ups on our 250th episode celebration and Daisy the Dog. Then it's on to some advice on dealing with a surprise party and, in a Carriage House first, trying to figure out if YOU are the friend being broken up with. It's a true pants off dance-off!

The April issue of our Shades of Vanilla Newsletter comes out this Friday, excuse me. It'll feature Ronna's night out at the HACKS premiere party at Chateau Marmont. You don't want to miss this one! Join us on Patreon at the Private Reserve level for your all-access pass. patreon.com/askronna

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Wait a minute. We've got some real excitement this week in The Carriage House. We're beyond thrilled to welcome a true original to the show. Joining us is none other than the incredible Maria Bamford!

You know Maria from her countless stand-up and television appearances in shows like LADY DYNAMITE, BIG MOUTH, and ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. And we've got great news - she's on tour! You can catch her this week at the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin and in the coming weeks and months at a venue near you! Go to mariabamford.com for details.

Maria helps us give advice on how to engage in ethical non-monogamy with local dads and how to deal with a name pronunciation problem at work.

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Wait a minute. We're celebrating a true Carriage House milestone this week, pardon me. It's our 250th Episode! Our semiquincentennial! We're so thankful to all of you for making it possible, and we can't wait for 250 more!

We're celebrating with a Carriage House catch-up, and we've got A LOT to talk about; Ronna's trip to Vienna, (Bryan)'s El Paso restaurant recs (and his single bedroom candelabra), and much, much more. Then it's on to some advice on dealing with an overly anxious dog and whether or not to live a bicoastal life.

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Well, we've done it again, and that's not an April Fool's joke, pardon me. Joining us in The Carriage House is the FABULOUS Caitlin Reilly!

You know Caitlin from shows like HACKS and IN THE KNOW, but she's also a hilarious stand up. You can catch her at the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin on April 11. Ticket link in her bio!

Not only does Caitlin help us give advice on a drone drama gone sour and creating a new business persona, but she gives Ronna (& Bryan) a LIVE tarot reading that has to be heard to be believed. Poor (Bryan) and his Ten of Swords!

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