On this week’s episode I’m joined by a staple in the LA comedy scene, Ruben Paul. We discuss Ruby Tuesdays out here at the Laugh Factory, getting complimented by Bill Burr, eating out of a garbage can, weird rules at an elementary school, and kids having a sex toy fight.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the good homie, Faysal Lawrence. We discuss performing with your Johnson out, we learn about the wide variety of Semites, getting beat up by the kid version of Drago, we question the security at some elementary schools, and we clarify the difference in sex toys.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the heavyweight champ of Roast Battle, Nate Welch. We talk about getting to roast Tom Brady because, having kids by proxy, throwing away a PS5 out of spite, learning that your own kids know how to push your buttons better than anyone else, and having to be the parent because your parents don’t want to be.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the new dad, Brenton Biddlecombe. We talk about the nightmare of a pregnancy Brenton’s wife went through, having a diet filled with Shake Shack, getting over-promised but under-delivered with home improvement, having no bathroom with a newborn baby, and being afraid of everything because you’ve never been outside. 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by my sneaker buddy, Mona Mira. We talk about freeing the boob, breastfeeding a stranger’s baby, being scarred by seeing dead people, boobs and bad luck, being demoralized by your kids, and having your kids read “girly magazines.” 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the alway awesome, Jill Kimmel. We talk about doing clean comedy, sending titty pics to old fans, stockpiling fails and bombarding your parent with them all at once, eating cat treats, and pushing your kids into traffic.  

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely, and very busy, Alexis Prigo. We talk about shaving booty holes, tying tubes, I try to convince Alexis not to have any kids, lying about the Tooth Fairy, praying over a soft taco, and spilling hot gravy on your kid. 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by my buddy, comedian Adam Freeman. We talk about giving money to charities collected from stripper’s butt holes, ignoring your child’s birthday in order to record this episode, creating a theme park in your child’s room, learning respect by getting beat up by Mike Tyson, and becoming a chain smoker at 9. 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by a good buddy of mine, Jake Gallo. We talk about eating Mr. Softee in the middle of winter, going trick or treating while drinking beer and doing blow, taking a dump on Nancy Reagan’s toilet by accident, and getting beat up by a teenager as a grown ass man in front of your wife. 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by my homie, the always funny Willie Simon. We talk about holding onto the hate we have for bullies, shitting on your kids dreams in order to keep them out of show business, kissing your dad on the lips, eating ass in school, wanting to die instead of having strep throat, having your bully save your life by beating you up, and having your parents pay your medical bills for the rest of your life.

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