The Bad Good Parent

On this week’s episode I’m joined by my buddy, comedian Adam Freeman. We talk about giving money to charities collected from stripper’s butt holes, ignoring your child’s birthday in order to record this episode, creating a theme park in your child’s room, learning respect by getting beat up by Mike Tyson, and becoming a chain smoker at 9. 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by a good buddy of mine, Jake Gallo. We talk about eating Mr. Softee in the middle of winter, going trick or treating while drinking beer and doing blow, taking a dump on Nancy Reagan’s toilet by accident, and getting beat up by a teenager as a grown ass man in front of your wife. 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by my homie, the always funny Willie Simon. We talk about holding onto the hate we have for bullies, shitting on your kids dreams in order to keep them out of show business, kissing your dad on the lips, eating ass in school, wanting to die instead of having strep throat, having your bully save your life by beating you up, and having your parents pay your medical bills for the rest of your life.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of my dearest LA friends and one of her friends, writers from Sydney to the Max on Disney, Heather Wood and Maegan McConnell. We talk about Long Island weddings, lying at auditions to get the part, leaving your 9 year old kid home while you go on spring break, giving your 16 year old kid a Ferrari because you don’t care about his life, having your white wife drive in order to avoid tickets, and bringing your dog to the pediatrician while leaving your kid on a leash at home. 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by one of my most cheerful friends, you know her from Tosh.O, Madison Sinclair. We talk about lumpy boobs, being told you could lose some weight in the most passive aggressive way possible, playing cornhole with fake boobs instead of beanbags, telling a woman she’s pregnant when she’s not, being a creepy old man buying little girl’s underwear, tricking your father into admitting he cheated, breaking up with your child on twitter, and traumatizing your kid with trichinosis. 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by an old comedy friend, Brian Kiley. We talk about doing clean comedy for a church crowd, vs doing dick jokes for the troops, we talk about doing blow off of nipples, never having covid, the escape you get when your kid goes to sleep, pretending you’re not going to die to keep your kid fooled, teaching your child about your prostate, and serving urinal cakes for dessert. 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie David C. Smalley, and his lovely daughter, Talissa Smalley. We ambush Talissa with 80s and 90s references, she talks to us about cleaning up the drugs at the creek with leaves, David makes Talissa fly with no water, we learn that poop is a boundary that kids won’t cross, we talk about launching frogs, Talissa mistakes My Pet Monster with Grimace, and we talk about the perils of gambling with your kids.  

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the best hugger in the business, comedian Jen Murphy. I depress everyone as I talk about the time a cop made me almost poop myself, Jen talks about forgetting to make a human, we talk about sex in the nursing home, getting free donuts as a kid, forgetting you’re babysitting your own child, playing Call of Duty while your child is left in the car, playing chicken with the elevator doors, and scarring your kid for life all for some popcorn.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by an old college homie, Lauryn Khan. We discuss how resilient kids can be, so feel free to toss your kids around to test it out, we talk about being held hostage by your kid’s nap time, how the second kid gets the worst of us, how us dad’s need a special insurance to protect ourselves from our own kids, we talk about the reason why glitter should be outlawed, locking your kid in the room until they piss themselves, and giving your kid alcohol to really calm them down.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the owner of the hot new comedy club in LA called the Kookaburra Lounge, Katie Cazorla. We discuss how hard it is to sell tickets in LA, staying in a hot car during the 80s, eating candy cigarettes, dipping Big League Chew, making references to horrific events in order to scare your kids, finding success on Only Fans thanks to the pandemic, and giving your kid a sugary alcohol drink as a treat.

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