The Bad Good Parent

On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie David C. Smalley, and his lovely daughter, Talissa Smalley. We ambush Talissa with 80s and 90s references, she talks to us about cleaning up the drugs at the creek with leaves, David makes Talissa fly with no water, we learn that poop is a boundary that kids won’t cross, we talk about launching frogs, Talissa mistakes My Pet Monster with Grimace, and we talk about the perils of gambling with your kids.  

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the best hugger in the business, comedian Jen Murphy. I depress everyone as I talk about the time a cop made me almost poop myself, Jen talks about forgetting to make a human, we talk about sex in the nursing home, getting free donuts as a kid, forgetting you’re babysitting your own child, playing Call of Duty while your child is left in the car, playing chicken with the elevator doors, and scarring your kid for life all for some popcorn.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by an old college homie, Lauryn Khan. We discuss how resilient kids can be, so feel free to toss your kids around to test it out, we talk about being held hostage by your kid’s nap time, how the second kid gets the worst of us, how us dad’s need a special insurance to protect ourselves from our own kids, we talk about the reason why glitter should be outlawed, locking your kid in the room until they piss themselves, and giving your kid alcohol to really calm them down.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the owner of the hot new comedy club in LA called the Kookaburra Lounge, Katie Cazorla. We discuss how hard it is to sell tickets in LA, staying in a hot car during the 80s, eating candy cigarettes, dipping Big League Chew, making references to horrific events in order to scare your kids, finding success on Only Fans thanks to the pandemic, and giving your kid a sugary alcohol drink as a treat.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the host of Magic Mike on the Vegas strip, Jaclyn Marfuggi. We discuss doing comedy while dicks are swinging, I find out what cum gutters are, we revel in our love of a big boob, we talk about how crazy women get at a strip club, wrecking your parent’s house with a house party and lying to the cops about it, losing your virginity in a finished basement, making the ultimate mistake and having twins, and packing your kid in your suitcase instead of your clothes.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by my very funny buddy, Jason Cheny. We discuss being jealous of people who didn’t have a dad, flying to different nations in order to take advantage of cheaper health care, messing up with your kid so bad that you think about it every day, saving up your anger to release it once a year, resisting eating your dog, screaming insults while taking a dump, and wondering where your kid learned to call people a whore.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the homie, Matty Chymbor. We discuss being 90 with a two year old, growing apart from your spouse, being raised in an all girl environment, being provided a rape whistle because your mom doesn’t view you as a real man, cross dressing at a young age, sleeping when your kid sleeps, and finding out how difficult it is to get Sharpie out of carpet. 

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by my good friend, son of Sultan, Kira Soltanovich. We discuss being traded for bread, we prematurely pronounce Jimmy Carter as dead, using slang to keep up with your own kids, being Jewish by face only, being concerned your kid isn’t cleaning their ass, monitoring the things your kids google, we talk Pokemon shock, being deprived sex because of your child, and leaving your kid alone in order to rub one out.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by my buddy, Vinny Fasline. We discuss never congratulating a girl about her pregnancy until the baby pops out, dealing with the death of a parent by telling jokes about it, trying to fool your parent who is way smarter than you, coming to the realization that your parent is a good parent and you’re just a shitty kid, taking over your kid’s naughty phone calls, and locking your kid out of the bathroom until they shit themselves.

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On this week’s episode I’m joined by the lovely, Laurie Douglas. We discuss being too old for Vegas, getting so drunk you don’t remember your own wedding, girls devolving the drunker they get, choosing to freeze your eggs over getting a new car, robbing your local grocery store and blaming your pet monkey, and missing your child’s end of the year class meeting and blaming your child for it to relieve your own guilt. 

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