Nobody's Listening, Right?

By Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Form... more

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April 02, 2025 162 - Definitely Boneless!
This week we debate how age works, absorb sage advice from a grilled cheese connoisseur, discuss an OCD incident, make a plan for the Betty White stamp unveiling and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
07:58 How Age Works
11:02 The Next CrossFit
12:36 No Need To Worry
15:20 Goal Setting vs Pacts
17:38 Saying I Love You
20:42 OCD
25:15 Younger Drinking
30:52 73 Year Old Wisdom
41:30 Cape Style
45:24 Betty White Event Plans

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59min
March 26, 2025 161 - Veg Vag Voyage!
This week Elizabeth is blown away by an organizational anomaly, the origins of mozzarella are explored, a new groundbreaking YouTube channel is launched, Pineapples are symbolic in the lifestyle, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
04:22 A New Man / Turned On
12:36 Buffalo Mozzarella
17:42 Cottage Cheese Delights
18:24 Pineapples And Swingers
29:44 Food Youtube
35:11 Alcoholism
48:29 Vege Vage Voyage
52:26 Fill My Hole

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1h 3min
March 19, 2025 160 - Major Guitar Center & Urgent Care Drama
This week Andy steps into some major Guitar Center drama, Elizabeth has a baffling/troubling experience at Urgent Care, a Mahjong punking holds delightful news, Nipples vs Toes, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:23 Guitar Center Drama
24:26 Mahjong Prank
38:46 Sharing A Tent
42:42 Urgent Care
55:18 Toss It?
58:20 Cold Nipples Small Toes

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1h 8min
March 12, 2025 159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot
This week: Elizabeth’s Mahjong confidence is rattled, Andy’s soul is buoyed by ping-pong, Brooke Shields is ruffling our feathers, Standing on one foot is sexy, and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
01:23 Mahjong Tears
04:10 Play From The Heart
08:17 Dinosaurs
17:14 Handsomest Of The Night
19:50 Ping Pong Love
21:21 On One Foot
29:06 White Lotus
30:38 I Hate Snakes
33:00 Fat Boy Jr
41:40 Introverted Vs Extroverted
45:55 Big Questions
50:47 Not Real Simple

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57min
March 05, 2025 158 - What’s Your Relationship To Gossip?
This week we dissect gossip, learn from competitive domino artists, discover an early form of influencer marketing, talk scammers, and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:35 Addicted To Suffering
04:21 Domino Life Lessons
14:58 Gossip
34:08 Coach Andy
37:49 Mahjong In Vegas
43:31 Shopping Cart History
49:47 Influencer Marketing
53:04 Ping Pong Blade
55:51 Scamanda

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1h 9min
February 26, 2025 157 - Cinnamon Roll Ethics
An embarrassing incident with a housekeeper, the “wrong” way to eat a cinnamon roll, Andy's jealousy of Elizabeth's healthy stream, learning to be a better texter/friend, Elizabeth's fear of getting CSI'd…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:50 Healthy Streams
04:37 Body Envy
05:56 Embarrassing
16:37 Tell The Neighbors?
18:19 Food Rewards
23:15 Cinnamon Roll Ethics
34:43 Party Time
44:11 Bad Texter
56:17 It's Happening For You

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1h 6min
February 19, 2025 156 - Please Don't Report Us To HR!
Elizabeth has a WILD take that may put the future of our podcast in jeopardy, No hot water leaves us feeling crusty, A trip to CVS leads us to ask some fidelity questions, and we assess the different types of parenting styles when it comes to sports… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
01:04 Please Don't Report Us To H.R.
11:57 Feeling Crusty
13:35 Earthquakes
18:11 Tales At CVS
38:39 Rec Centers Rule

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57min
February 12, 2025 155 - If You Don’t Try, You Can’t Fail!
Listeners discover an old episode forecasting the future, A birthday party is a surprise gift, Greasy paper bags are slip and slides for germs, and a Father’s pride pulls at our heartstrings… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
01:26 We Saw The Future
05:05 Surprise Saturday
19:17 Getting Through The Day
22:02 Ambivert
23:51 Five Guys Woes
34:41 An Unshod Apology
39:26 Leading Cause Of 40 Year Old Deaths
40:07 Proud Fathers

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54min
February 05, 2025 154 - Unshod On An Escalator
Baseball bods, minimalism lifestyle, going barefoot, Andy’s vocal tics and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
01:00 Baseball Butts
02:52 Andy's Dad Is A Podcast Star
06:05 Less Is More?
22:14 Barefoot and Unshod!
28:52 Why do horses need horseshoes
43:43 Therapist In Training
50:43 Smiles
55:00 Bleeps and Bloops
01:00:30 Voices In Your Head
01:02:46 Shoes Of Or Shoes On?

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1h 9min
January 29, 2025 153 - Our Bad! Huge Apology To Beloved Children's TV Icon
This week on NLR: A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, a much needed marsupial mea culpa, an alien embarrassment, and a thoughtful discourse on nipple 'n tongue piercings…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

*We have a NEW daily podcast called Nobody’s News launching February 3rd. It would mean the world to us for you to subscribe/follow wherever you get your podcasts. Here’s a link to the show on Spotify and Apple.

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:59 Sorry Captain Kangaroo!
13:19 Alien Embarrassment
19:27 Full Circle Prejudice
22:15 Ready To Launch
32:04 Tetris Update
36:57 Nipple Rings
38:08 Tongue Piercings
47:51 Happiness in the Costco Air

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56min

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