This week on NLR: Elizabeth taps into a special type of stressed/silly energy, Andy gets high marks at the dentist, Facebook Marketplace continues to be weird AF, and sometimes things aren’t meant to last… like the brand new NLR studio. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:48 Fun At The Dentist

09:44 The Coolest Dad

16:29 Ad Break: Honeylove

18:30 Elizabeth Found A Quiz

22:57 Trouble At School

26:53 Ghostbusters

35:20 Deep Breath

36:53 A Lost Poop

40:36 Weird Facebook Marketplace Ads

48:23 Facebook Groups

54:45 Goodbye New Studio

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This week on NLR: Animal celebrities deserve more, Andy has a new skin care routine, Elizabeth thinks she’s points-invincible, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:06 Marley & Me

03:27 Famous Animal Obituaries

04:01 R.I.P. Shamu

08:38 Inheritance

11:00 The Points Gal Is Getting Cocky

19:20 Ad Break: REMI

28:05 Ad Break: GOODR

29:57 New Dermatologist

47:43 Andy's New Skin Routine

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We may have lost our g’d’ minds… we have BIG NEWS! Plus- Andy falls for a cute prosecutor, Elizabeth has a good cry, MLMs are bad, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:47 Andy Supports Bald Men

11:09 "Your Honor, It Was Hilarious"

19:25 Ad Break: Grow Therapy

21:00 Armored Trucks

23:02 Is Money Even Real

25:58 Crying In The Bathtub

30:30 Ad Break: OneSkin

32:29 Back Off AMWAY

37:04 A BIG Announcement

37:59 We Are Moving To France

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth’s sister finds a box of memories, Movie trailers deceive, Andy might need to change his outgoing message, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:58 Scarf Era

09:22 Hantavirus

12:07 Paying Attention

16:39 The Opera

17:35 Movie Trailers

20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers

24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting

26:58 Family Tree

33:51 Ad Break: Blissy

42:40 The Coolest Names

46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing

51:22 Life Insurance

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:58 Scarf Era

09:22 Hantavirus

12:07 Paying Attention

16:39 The Opera

17:35 Movie Trailers

20:51 Ad Break: BiOptimizers

24:48 Andy's Outgoing Voicemail Greeting

26:58 Family Tree

33:51 Ad Break: Blissy

42:40 The Coolest Names

46:42 The Art Of Letter Writing

51:22 Life Insurance

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This week on NLR: The truth about a single cinnamon roll stirs things up, Andy starts beef with a really good guy, Elizabeth births a next level rom-com idea, Lean On Me brings smiles in the grocery store, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:24 Mormon Payola

05:27 Jesus Tries Too Hard

09:44 The Truth About A Cinnamon Roll

28:46 You Should Feel Bad

39:33 Scam City

43:35 Rom-Com Idea

48:12 A Panties Problem

52:29 Boudoir Photos

57:43 Lean On Me

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This week on NLR: Andy has a life changing revelation that impacts his relationship with Ducky, Elizabeth joins an interesting foot panel, Synesthesiacs are in the crosshairs, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:59 No Boundaries No Rules

02:02 On The Mic

02:56 The Marriage Suffered

04:04 Making Bids

06:51 Foot Kinks

09:26 Side Toe Jam Business

20:14 Ad Break: Biologica

22:35 What Is More Flattering

24:30 Synesthesia

27:01 Even vs Odd Days

30:11 Ad Break: GOODR

31:42 How Do You See A Calendar 

33:35 Forks

35:17 We Support Ballerina Farms

41:07 Average Lifespan

46:44 Snoring

51:31 The Most Handsome Cat Ever

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This week on NLR: Things get tense when Plants enter the conversation, Andy’s ADHD is getting in the way, Elizabeth ponders time, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:49 Bird On Bird Violence

05:52 Carnivore Ethics

15:19 Meat Is Murder

16:28 2 Types Of Cannibals

21:59 Raging ADHD

28:21 Ad Break: OneSkin

30:11 Ad Break: Honeylove

32:11 Poor Ducky

34:24 New Haircut

38:10 Mushroom Head

42:08 Ad Break: Grow Therapy

42:57 Near-Death Experience

50:33 What Are Thoughts

55:40 Why Do We Have To Sleep

58:18 Time Is Stacked

01:02:19 The Amazing Race

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth and Andy stretch their bird knowledge, Andy becomes a creative director, tongues may or may not be scraped, talent flows, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:57 A Couple Of Dumbasses

02:59 Birds Afraid Of Women

04:58 Human Hair Bird Nests

05:40 Crows Are Cool

11:27 Hat Fashion

16:02 First Impression Vibes

16:40 Creepy and Intriguing

20:40 Ad Break: Blissy

22:22 Mistake Face

24:06 Talent Shows Rule

25:35 My Dance Story Is Not Over

27:58 Don't Put The Sink There!

31:35 Ad Break: BIOptimizers

33:44 Germs and Sharing Toothpaste

36:49 Tongue Scraping

38:08 GUM Soft Picks

41:31 Dental Dams

47:01 Dead Internet Theory

50:31 AI Music

52:57 Elizabeth The Wall-paperer

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This week: Elizabeth catches self-help lightning in a bottle with an assist from Andy, a restaurant server disappoints, Looksmaxxing is out, credit card points are always in, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:57 Uganda

03:00 Belize Love

07:00 Is Q-Anon A Cult?

11:19 The Art Of Minning

12:20 Looksmaxxing

19:52 Cancer and Sugar

26:52 Ad Break: ONESKIN

28:48 Be Careful Guru

30:49 Beach Maxxing

32:14 Take The Mask Off

33:17 Table Shaft

43:08 It Can Be Hard To Minn

44:36 Points Maxxing

53:01 This Brings Me Joy

56:58 The Joy Of Diving

01:01:21 Are You Going To Nest? 

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The NEW Studio is finally ready for take off! This week we settle into the new digs and chat about: old diaries, hockey hijinx, retail defeats, warring chimps, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:21 New Studio Reveal

02:38 Lion and Tiger Joke

03:59 Elizabeth's Diary

08:38 Is Anyone Listening?

12:29 Hockey Man

19:36 Ad Break: Jone's Road

21:33 New Moon Time To Journal Time

29:12 Paint Fail

34:00 Ad Break: Biologica

36:15 No Receipt Big Problem

40:48 Spasms and Snoring

42:42 Separate Houses

48:41 Arizona Tea

58:45 Chimpanzee Civil War

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