This week on NLR: Elizabeth puts Ozempic under the microscope, Andy uncovers a tampon travesty, sports culture is a thing, and much more!  It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:35 Delusional Dance Teacher Update

10:30 Body Struggles

12:35 Diet Culture

16:54 Ozempic GLP-1

25:33 Ad Break

27:12 Ozempic Vagina

27:48 Tampon Intuition

31:17 Perimenopause Itching

33:04 Camera Fail

38:05 Not In Our Bed

41:38 If Those Hotel Beds Could Talk

47:38 Andy's New Job

51:46 Sports Parents

55:14 Dog Agility Days

56:46 Golf Moms

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BETH’S DEAD is a limited true crime and mystery series that takes a look at what happens when parasocial relationships go terribly wrong… Monica Padman (cohost of the Armchair Expert Podcast) always wondered why her favorite podcasters, Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen, abruptly ended their show years ago. When she finally got the chance to ask them in person, she assumed they'd say the usual - they got burnt out or busy with other things, but the truth was a story so shocking and creepy that she knew they had to make a show about it. What she couldn't have expected is that in listening to their true life cautionary tale, she'd take on the role of a real-life Nancy Drew helping them unravel a mystery they thought was long behind them.

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Lucky Ducky might have lost a couple of his nine lives, Elizabeth reveals a delicious secret, Andy feels a cold breath right in time for spooky season, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

Our new 10 Episode True Crime Podcast BETH'S DEAD is out now! 

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:00 ADHD Cat Drama

10:45 Dinosaur Ducky

11:30 Coffee Club

21:00 BETH'S DEAD is out early!

22:11 Ad Break

27:19 A Friend Yelps

30:33 Elizabeth Yelps

37:33 Very Quick CVS Story

42:21 Andy Left The Stove On

48:42 Physical Report

54:22 Silent Retreat

01:01:17 Septum Still Deviated

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This week Andy’s insecurities may be the source of his relationship problems, Elizabeth shares some fall finds and book recommendations, plus- Christian influencers, misguided men maxxing out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th! 

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:57 Back Hair

02:02 Lash Clusters

07:20 The Tennis Court

09:56 Have You Read Any Good Books Lately?

10:48 I Who Have Known Men

11:57 Beth's Dead Livestream October 26

15:10 Jeannette Walls Author

15:36 Good Fall House Vibes

17:50 Complicated Cat Relationship

22:47 Alexa Weighs In

24:32 MIDROLL

27:52 Mormon Marketing

31:15 Christian Influencers

41:42 Horny AI

45:50 Nutmaxxing

01:01:02 Outrage and Power

01:05:23 Practice Is Where?

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This week Elizabeth embarks on a new life chapter as a makeup influencer, Andy struggles to rekindle a creative outlet, they both weigh their teaching credentials, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:34 Pillow Update

01:21 Elizabeth The Makeup Influencer

16:19 I don't know how to Twerk

18:29 MIDROLL: quince

19:39 MIDROLL: uncommon goods

21:04 Elizabeth The Dance Teacher

28:15 Creativity

46:16 Teaching Is Hard

48:36 How To Be More Magnetic

52:45 Marriage Tips

58:31 $299,000,000

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Fall is here! Horrific true crime docs are on the TV, Elizabeth is whitening her teeth, the kids are making cookies, and BETH’s DEAD comes out October 30th!  It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

16:42 Elizabeth's Fall Must Haves

20:38 Andy's Gross Pillow

27:25 Midroll: Quince

28:56 The Breaking Point

35:26 Come On CVS

45:39 AI Slop

52:57 AI Podcasts

55:36 Death in Apartment 603

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This week Elizabeth scores a huge win in the kitchen, Andy misinterprets a rock skipping headline, MRSA is dodged, a heartwarming message arrives in a special box, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:38 Short King

01:12 Giant Maine Coon Pussy Cats

02:47 Small But Mighty

04:01 You Can't Stop The Shrinking

05:42 A Heartwarming Update

11:22 Moving Boxes

12:30 Goodbye Dirty Grout

14:55 Your First Magic Eraser

18:11 Beth's Dead Announcement

24:25 A Misleading Headline?

24:57 World Stone Skimming Cheating Scandal

34:19 MIDROLL

38:24 Childhood Crush

40:54 Grocery Stories

46:25 Mersa

52:30 Elizabeth's Oil Painting

54:21 Duo Done?

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This week Elizabeth and Andy give Mario Lopez his flowers, discuss sleep and unconsciousness, discover a new box, hopefully evade the hantavirus and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:10 Husbandry

05:02 Who Is The Lord?

07:01 Dinner PDA

10:57 Crying Is Healing

15:20 Grief and Sleep

18:06 Homework

21:43 Ad Break

26:51 Sleep Hygiene

31:25 Sleep and Unconsciousness

34:31 Mario Lopez Is The GOAT

39:40 Ad Break

42:08 Cremated Remains Box

46:02 How Much Do They Weigh?

59:53 Huge Eyelids

01:07:36 Hantavirus

01:11:26 Are Hand Weights Back?

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This week we discover 25 toes, honor unsung circus performers, make an unexpected friend, worry about giving CPR, share a dark tale, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:38 A Polydactyl Gift

05:35 Barnum & Bailey circus performers / freaks

15:10 Math These Days

16:20 Calculating A Tip

19:03 Trainwell

20:30 A Neighbor Breakthrough

25:12 CPR Confidence

37:01 Amputation Story

44:30 How Do You Feel About Defense Attorneys

47:50 Crash (The Movie)

48:34 Secretary (The Movie)

51:01 Boiling Wooden Spoons

57:13 Facial Massage

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We have big news! Chez Rosen welcomes a new member to the family… he has extra toes and has melted our hearts. We also discuss Andy’s close call with modeling, Elizabeth’s appreciation for Y’all dudes and bros, the emptiness of getting what you want, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

05:11 Making It About Me

06:19 Jigsaw Puzzle Psychology

08:00 Always Be Sellin'

11:45 Elizabeth Says Y'all

26:20 Trainwell

28:19 Huge Huge News

31:59 Ducky!

41:28 First Date Role Play

43:40 Love Island USA

47:02 Andy Was Almost A Model

51:35 Wild Prenups

01:02:35 Mall Parking and Marshalls

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