Nobody's Listening, Right?

By Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Form... more

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Nobody's Listening, Right? episodes:

April 22, 2026 217 - New Studio Who Dis?
The NEW Studio is finally ready for take off! This week we settle into the new digs and chat about: old diaries, hockey hijinx, retail defeats, warring chimps, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:21 New Studio Reveal
02:38 Lion and Tiger Joke
03:59 Elizabeth's Diary
08:38 Is Anyone Listening?
12:29 Hockey Man
19:36 Ad Break: Jone's Road
21:33 New Moon Time To Journal Time
29:12 Paint Fail
34:00 Ad Break: Biologica
36:15 No Receipt Big Problem
40:48 Spasms and Snoring
42:42 Separate Houses
48:41 Arizona Tea
58:45 Chimpanzee Civil War

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1h 6min
April 15, 2026 216 - If These Hotel Washcloths Could Talk
This week on NLR: Andy and his brother cross an item off their bucket list, Elizabeth ponders the healing properties of psychedelics, the people of Minnesota are tops, Ducky stops by, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:39 A Bit Of Botox
01:35 Happy Birthday Andy
03:18 Artemis II Moon Mission
07:46 Pink Floyd Dark Side Of The Moon
08:43 Prince Paisley Park
09:32 The People Of Minnesota Are Great
11:53 The Mall Of America
16:10 Cinnabon
19:21 Regretting The Dirty Dog
22:19 Ad Break: Honeylove
24:05 Pranks
27:53 Turning 47
34:40 Addiction
37:22 Ad Break: OneSkin
39:42 People Off The Rails
41:54 Hotel Washcloths
44:38 Balancing Each Other Out
49:04 Psychedelics As Medicine
01:01:03 A Bathroom Dilemma

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1h 11min
April 08, 2026 215 - We Are Limitless!
This week on NLR: A historic mission to the moon inspires Elizabeth but disappoints Andy, Facebook Marketplace holds some wild items, reincarnation is examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:37 Noah Kahan vs Andy
08:06 Facebook Marketplace Finds
10:32 Cross For Sale
18:16 Ad Break: Grow Therapy
20:11 We Are Limitless
20:25 Artemis II Moon Mission
27:34 Mount Everest Problems
32:43 How Far Away Is The Moon
37:21 Reincarnation
40:40 Near Death Experiences
43:13 Self Help Influencers
51:21 Flag Duty
55:55 Am I A Sociopath?

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1h 2min
April 08, 2026 215 - We Are Limitless
This week on NLR: A historic mission to the moon inspires Elizabeth but disappoints Andy, Facebook Marketplace holds some wild items, reincarnation is examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:37 Noah Kahan vs Andy
08:06 Facebook Marketplace Finds
10:32 Cross For Sale
18:16 Ad Break: Grow Therapy
20:11 We Are Limitless
20:25 Artemis II Moon Mission
27:34 Mount Everest Problems
32:43 How Far Away Is The Moon
37:21 Reincarnation
40:40 Near Death Experiences
43:13 Self Help Influencers
51:21 Flag Duty
55:55 Am I A Sociopath?

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1h 13min
April 01, 2026 214 - Andy Is A Hero
This week on NLR: Elizabeth is back from a road trip down memory lane, Andy does NOT have a stye, self-help gurus are problematic, heroes come in all shapes and sizes, plus much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:22 Roadtripping
04:53 Project Hail Mary
15:49 Ad Break: BIOptimizers
18:23 Put Those Feet Away
20:08 Checking People Out
25:47 Orinda California
32:44 Elizabeth Visits Her Elementary School
34:42 Utah Murder Case
37:02 Allergic To Self Help Gurus
49:52 Le Bureau des Légendes
55:28 Ex Boyfriend Drama
01:04:17 Verbal Ticks
01:08:20 Privacy Concerns

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1h 13min
March 25, 2026 213 - Elizabeth's Greatest Achievement In Life
This week on NLR: Elizabeth is riding high after an unimaginable WIN! Andy needs some Shen Yun clarification, Blue Oysters are a cult, work wifes/husbands are out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Shop our Amazon recommendations Here

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:45 Subtweeting
02:21 Instagram Is Dark
08:32 Andy Doesn't Help
09:22 French social etiquette
13:19 Elizabeth's Greatest Achievement In Life
14:46 Airfare Is Going Up
20:15 Ad Break: Jones Road Beauty
22:37 Points Math
27:58 Ad Break: OneSkin
30:14 Cults But Not Cults
32:43 Do You Have Normal Poops?
34:26 Cults That Aren't Cults
34:47 The Troubled Teen Industry
37:24 Blue Oyster?
38:50 Shen Yun
42:17 We Are A Family Here
46:05 Job Hierarchy
54:44 Work Husband / Work Wife

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58min
March 18, 2026 212 - Beta Behavior
This week on NLR: Andy is ashamed of his actions, Elizabeth can’t focus, the perfect “Thank You” is witnessed and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Buy the Merch!
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:35 Elizabeth Can't Sing
05:51 Famous Married Singers
13:38 Beta Behavior
18:29 Learning French
23:05 AD BREAK: Honey Love
24:37 Estrogen and Memory
26:34 Depression
32:54 AD BREAK: Cozy Earth
34:56 4PM Slump
42:58 How Long In Menopause
51:31 Kids Birthday Parties
52:09 Pick Me Parent
54:03 The Perfect Thank You

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57min
March 11, 2026 211 - Trees Trees Glorious Trees
This week on NLR: Nature teaches us about body positivity, Elizabeth is ready to darn, Andy notices a major feminine product update, and beware of the triangle of death! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD
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Support NLR
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:49 It Feels Good To Darn
03:01 More Buttered Pop Tarts Please
03:32 Skin Issues
06:44 Anti-Aging
10:25 Fancy Dermatologist
13:21 Making Eyes
21:38 Big Kotex Update!
25:13 Febreze
26:40 Wrinkle Release Sprays
28:22 Dawn Dish soap
29:13 Unaware Of Surroundings
33:27 Elizabeth... The Deviant
35:06 The Triangle Of Death
38:27 Cute Italian Man
40:27 Le Bureau des Légendes / The Bureau
41:48 Sick and Charming
44:43 I'm Tech Avail
48:44 Laser Hair Removal
54:47 Trees

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1h 4min
March 04, 2026 210 - Different Strokes For Different Folks
This week on NLR: Elizabeth reveals her WILDEST “fantasy” to date, Andy needs help finding a new hairstyle, Seinfeld is letting loose in France, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

Thanks to our episode sponsors:
COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code NLR for up to 20% off.

Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead

Support NLR
Join Patreon for bonus episodes!
Buy the Merch!
Find us on Instagram
Find us on TikTok⁠⁠
Watch us on YouTube
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:45 Butter On Pop Tarts
04:44 Some Housekeeping
06:34 Andy Needs A New Hairdo
12:44 Seinfeld In France
18:08 Drive To Survive
26:48 Different Strokes For Different Folks
30:57 Ad Break: Cozy Earth
33:21 HRT Therapy
37:41 A Perfect Craigslist Ad
43:08 Times Are Changin'
50:12 What Are Memories
52:18 What Is A Photo?
01:03:20 I Can't Be Too Rich
01:03:44 Forget Saying Goodbye

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1h 13min
February 25, 2026 209 - Super Flu!
The Super Flu has forced Elizabeth and Andy back in bed for this week’s podcast… their bodies may be down, but their spirits are high! Elizabeth fires shots at a beloved owl and author, Andy fails as a caregiver, and much more… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

Thanks to our episode sponsors:
COZY EARTH - Head to ⁠cozyearth.com⁠ and use code NLR for up to 20% off.

Check out our new True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEAD
Learn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:25 Super Flu
13:43 Grocery Store Tears
21:53 Grocery Victory
23:05 Ad Break
26:17 Done With Duolingo
35:02 Frida Baby Controversy
39:23 Elizabeth Gilbert All The Way To The River
48:58 A Peeing Fact

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53min

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