This week we discover 25 toes, honor unsung circus performers, make an unexpected friend, worry about giving CPR, share a dark tale, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:38 A Polydactyl Gift

05:35 Barnum & Bailey circus performers / freaks

15:10 Math These Days

16:20 Calculating A Tip

19:03 Trainwell

20:30 A Neighbor Breakthrough

25:12 CPR Confidence

37:01 Amputation Story

44:30 How Do You Feel About Defense Attorneys

47:50 Crash (The Movie)

48:34 Secretary (The Movie)

51:01 Boiling Wooden Spoons

57:13 Facial Massage

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We have big news! Chez Rosen welcomes a new member to the family… he has extra toes and has melted our hearts. We also discuss Andy’s close call with modeling, Elizabeth’s appreciation for Y’all dudes and bros, the emptiness of getting what you want, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

05:11 Making It About Me

06:19 Jigsaw Puzzle Psychology

08:00 Always Be Sellin'

11:45 Elizabeth Says Y'all

26:20 Trainwell

28:19 Huge Huge News

31:59 Ducky!

41:28 First Date Role Play

43:40 Love Island USA

47:02 Andy Was Almost A Model

51:35 Wild Prenups

01:02:35 Mall Parking and Marshalls

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This week we share a wonderful NLR-small-world moment, lust for Labubus, revisit our favorite Hampton Inn, dive deep into anxiety, recount Andy’s Dad’s memorial, and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

00:00 Severe Flight Anxiety 

03:34 So Much Packing

05:24 Hampton Inn Breakfast Review

09:03 The Smell Of Death

15:37 Mormon Elders

22:10 A Small World Update

25:19 Trainwell

27:14 Next Level Pet Care

29:46 Labubu Guru

37:28 Memorial Recap

43:33 Anxiety

46:48 When Do you Have Anxiety?

51:58 Social Anxiety

54:03 Finding A New Therapist

57:05 B List Vacations

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This week Elizabeth opens a can of B.S. about a new Netflix documentary, we probably get my brother fired in Cincinnati, we debate Cougar Puberty, discuss perimenopause, and Andy finally becomes a real human being. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:37 Cans Of BS

04:06 What Happened To Amy Bradley

07:45 International Waters

13:42 Security Guard Respect

18:20 The Best Show I've Ever Seen

20:56 The Power Of Barry Manilow

22:36 Cougar Puberty & Perimenopause 

31:26 Trainwell Training App

34:48 Mall  Economics

47:04 Are Bugs Sentient

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This week on NLR we debate the pros and cons of Cheerleader tunnels, reminisce on past parties, learn about women's incontinence products, and ponder how Andy may be poised for success. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

03:34 Corn Risotto In The House

05:07 Tradwife Tease

08:12 Cheerleaders

14:45 Epic House Party

26:32 Poised For Success

35:33 The Most Attractive Hobbies

40:28 Mike Okay is A Legend

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Andy and Elizabeth discuss consoling people on planes, feeding wild animals, a potential new furry friend, the cleanliness of Goodwill goods, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:09 Andy Reads A Book

07:30 10% Happier by Dan Harris

09:01 Crying On Planes

12:41 Comforting Strangers On Airplanes 

31:07 Magic Mind

33:00 OneSkin

34:32 Elizabeth vs The Internet

35:00 Does Goodwill Wash Donations

39:14 Ryan Trahan 50 States In 50 Days

46:06 Squirrel Talk

48:56 Aborting Books

50:49 Goodnight Mr. Tom

53:18 Cat Talk

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Andy and Elizabeth discuss the passing of Andy’s father and how the past week has been: the good, the bad, the magical, the absurd, the hilarious, and everything in between. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:25 Thank you for your condolences

02:00 Hi Tanya

10:45 Always Reach Out

12:19 A Wink From The Past

15:25 A Special Find

20:43 I Was Just In France

27:04 Magic Mind

29:37 Oneskin

32:24 A Split Second

41:11 Cremation Urns

49:07 Funeral Home Vibes

53:05 Nostalgia

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Sharing our sad personal news and a little podcast tribute to the truly one-of-a-kind Malcolm Rosen.

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After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:18 The Astronomer Affair

09:40 Today's Agenda

10:38 OneSkin

13:08 Bra Shopping In Bordeaux

30:19 Le Problème Suivant

34:21 Becoming A Bathroom Show

36:43 47 Years Young

40:56 I Married A Klepto

49:00 Churches Are Intense

53:14 Crack A Coke

54:19 French Food Is Good

55:40 Vegetarian Food In France

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Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:09 Our French Daddy

03:24 Wine Shaming

09:17 Falling For Bordeaux

12:55 Dogs In France

18:52 Golden Retrievers Are Back

26:55 World Lung Cancer Rates

31:24 My Best Friend Bearsy

38:36 Ghosts

42:58 The Conjuring

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