Nobody's Listening, Right?

By Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Form... more

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The podcast currently has 401 episodes available.

Nobody's Listening, Right? episodes:

January 07, 2026 202 - Are We Computer?
This week: Elizabeth wants to ban a new word that has shown up in the house, Andy indulges in a misty morning adventure, Technology is on the mind and more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
03:10 Lubes And Cubes
09:23 Vintage Camera Lens
18:10 The Mahjong Bug
22:12 Levator veli palatini
29:03 Farts.
32:32 CPR and Heimlich Maneuver
37:51 Are We Technology
54:04 Menopause and Attraction

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1h 2min
December 31, 2025 201 - This Year Was Messy
Covid crashed Christmas, but things are getting back on track… Elizabeth and Andy have a heart to heart about entrepreneurship, Julia Childs inspires, a dermatologist has an odd bedside matter, and someone is winding things down…It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:50 Paying For Jury Duty
03:24 A Shark Tank Dilemma
07:07 I Want You To Dream
17:57 Little Libraries
20:16 Julia Childs
24:36 Yuppie
32:39 This Year Was Messy
34:24 Covid Fears
35:52 Awkward Dermatologist Visit
42:01 Bedside Manner
43:41 Big (The Movie) Update
45:06 Love Actually

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56min
December 24, 2025 200 - Saint Nick and The Ick
Merry Christmas! This week: Andy recounts the ups and downs of a recent trip, Elizabeth stays true to her boo Eckhart, Horses enter the conversation, and Santa is listening? It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
16:13 Flight Flatulence
19:08 Elevator Anxiety
25:10 AI Is Messing With Seniors
31:13 Eckhart Tolle
35:51 Hobby Lobby
38:14 Waymo Time
44:48 Equine Physical Therapy
53:21 The Ick

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1h 6min
December 17, 2025 199 - We Be Rage’n
The rage floweth this week… Andy goes head to head with a Coach while Elizabeth steps into her New York “roots.” We also shine a long overdue light on the beautiful people of Daneland and set some clear boundaries. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
08:53 Blonde Hair
11:17 Coach Drama
30:12 Crosswalk Rage
35:19 Bonjour Solicitors
38:30 Respect My Boundaries
43:26 Arthritis
51:55 A Roller Coaster Of Emotions
54:32 Grandmother's Lamp

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1h 4min
December 10, 2025 198 - An Unforgettable Delivery
This week: A diabolical would-you-rather question helps pass the time, Andy and Elizabeth feel their age at a party, a UPS man is scarred for life, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
08:45 Would You Rather
15:17 Ad Break
20:11 Waiting For Britney Spears by Jeff Weiss
25:26 Nitro Pop Popcorn
27:00 An Unforgettable Delivery
35:56 A Gift Question
41:14 Holiday Hopes
44:46 Solvang California
48:56 Christmas In Las Vegas
51:18 Below Deck
54:29 I Want To Be Petty

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1h 10min
December 03, 2025 197 - More Potential On Paper
This week Elizabeth drops knowledge about emotions stored in the body, Andy finds out that his potential on paper is lacking, questions about “truth tellers” are examined, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:48 Dancer Attention
02:35 Below Deck Guidance
12:14 No More Brown Liquor
18:42 Are Emotions Stored In The Body?
20:39 Ad Break
24:07 The 5 Cognitive Stages Of Life
31:19 Brain Health
32:59 Breaking Up With A Hairdresser
35:09 Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree Brenda Lee
40:23 Doomsday
46:11 Heaven's Gate Cult
48:31 Believers and Non Believers

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1h 7min
November 26, 2025 196 - Shhh, It's Complicated
Happy Thanksgiving! This week we revisit a shaman and learn not to sweat the small stuff, Elizabeth’s stock is soaring at Trader Joe’s and Andy explains a complicated yet nuanced food situation. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
03:17 San Pedro and Ayahuasca
09:29 Don't Sweat The Small Stuff
10:14 Sick Kids / Super Mom
15:21 Trader Joe's Models
21:49 Ad Break
24:47 Go Duck Yourself
26:42 Shhh It's Complicated
35:21 Below Deck
44:33 Charli XCX
49:16 Trade Joe's Sugar Momma

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1h 4min
November 19, 2025 195 - Canceled, Finally?
This week Andy learns that it’s sometimes better to keep your thoughts inside your head, Elizabeth reminisces on an emotional movie, Protein is put under the microscope, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:56 More Untamed Heart
02:00 Beaches, My Betchez
08:12 The Great British Bake Off
25:46 Ad Break
27:21 The Old Person Smell
31:26 2-Nonenal
34:15 GLP-1 and Protein
37:29 Protein In In-N-Out Burger
44:09 Time To Exercise

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1h 2min
November 12, 2025 194 - It’s Not A Job, It’s A Calling
This week Elizabeth ditches her gripes and sharpens her skills as a life coach, Andy issues an apology and navigates the complicated world of sports videography, and Bearsy may hold the answers to a cat conundrum… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:37 How To Make Your Cat Love You
05:20 Come See Me In The Good Light
08:44 No More Gripes
12:06 The Farmers Almanac
16:55 Grief Update
21:11 Ad Break
24:27 An Apology
35:27 Another Human Moment
36:04 Dodgers World Series Champions
44:05 A New Calling

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1h 6min
November 05, 2025 193 - Oh Oh No Ozempic
This week on NLR: Elizabeth puts Ozempic under the microscope, Andy uncovers a tampon travesty, sports culture is a thing, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:35 Delusional Dance Teacher Update
10:30 Body Struggles
12:35 Diet Culture
16:54 Ozempic GLP-1
25:33 Ad Break
27:12 Ozempic Vagina
27:48 Tampon Intuition
31:17 Perimenopause Itching
33:04 Camera Fail
38:05 Not In Our Bed
41:38 If Those Hotel Beds Could Talk
47:38 Andy's New Job
51:46 Sports Parents
55:14 Dog Agility Days
56:46 Golf Moms

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1h 8min

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How many episodes does Nobody's Listening, Right? have?

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