Nobody's Listening, Right?

By Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly kno... more

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January 15, 2025 151 - Our LA Fires Story
Elizabeth and Andy recap their experience of the devastating LA Fires, there’s a big update on their four year running beef with Digital Dream Labs, Elizabeth discusses positivity and manifesting and why they are selling their cabin in the mountains. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

00:38 Los Angeles Wildfires

25:57 Wicked

31:37 Digital Dream Labs update

36:26 What happened to the optimism?
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57min
January 08, 2025 150 - Gotta Gargle!
A game of Tetris triggers some family drama, a January dopamine detox, Fab February, Think to Talk or Talk to Think, Queer Eye inspiration and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

01:19 Being a Mean Mom

04:02 Tetris Effect Connected

13:48 New Year, New Slate

15:12 The No-Fun Bus

16:48 Not respecting resolutions

19:26 Dopamine Detox

24:20 Going off caffeine

26:38 1 Cigarette takes 20 minutes off your life

33:27 Think to Talk or Talk to Think

38:14 Digital Dream Labs update

44:25 Gargling is Good for you

50:07 Flossing is important

51:55 Facial Fascia

54:10 Queer Eye
...more
1h
January 01, 2025 149 - 2025 Let's Get Messy!
Happy New Year! It might be a doozy, so let’s get messy! This week we chat about: New Years resolutions, babies and bike helmets, eczema empathy and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

01:11 It's going to be a doozy

02:15 Cycling with a baby

06:59 Put on your helmet

10:43 Andy can't lie or act

13:11 The first pancake

14:53 Someone I love has eczema

21:31 Telepathy Tapes

23:09 Goodbye 2024

24:16 Aliens and Astrology

27:41 Let's go 2025

28:46 I want to get messy

36:42 A year of optimism

47:11 I'm going to try
...more
51min
December 25, 2024 148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024
Elizabeth and Andy discuss: The birth of baby Jesus, Andy proposes a dangerous F/M/K for Elizabeth to answer, a ten part list to having confidence, the importance of optimism, and holiday gratitude to all you Nobody’s out there for listening! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

02:51 Christian Booty

04:03 Do we have any Baháʼí listeners?

05:00 Jesus was a socialist

08:25 Sexy Mixologist

12:21 F, Marry, Kill pt. 2

17:46 A quick pee update

20:52 Tushy

24:57 Festive Feasting

27:29 Misophonia

31:23 Confidence is King

48:17 Acquired Podcast and Optimism
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1h
December 18, 2024 147 - New Jersey Drones and Costco Muffins
Elizabeth and Andy discuss: Homeschooling teacher scandals (00:34), the New Jersey drone fiasco (25:10), a claustrophobic nightmare (41:07), whether or not some of A & E’s acquaintances are actually aliens (30:52), a child’s Christmas performance for the books (50:51), how Andy almost got into a fight at the post office (46:50), a deep love for Box City, and how it ranks against Costco and Target (56:16)! - It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

00:34 Public School teachers that homeschool their own kids

11:17 Patreon Holiday Happy Hour Reminder

12:02 Costco changes their muffins

19:41 Andy Is saying value proposition too much

21:47 Piping in on Reddit

25:10 New Jersey drones

30:52 Do aliens live among us

40:56 The water wars are coming

41:07 Claustrophobia

45:00 The Appropriate amount of personal space

46:50 Parking lot justice rage

48:34 Justice twinkle in Andy's Eyes

50:51 School Christmas performances

56:16 Box City

01:00:34 Costco vs Box City vs Target
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1h 5min
December 11, 2024 146 - Genius
Elizabeth and Andy discuss: the dishwasher bento box breakthrough, when a date from long ago thought Elizabeth was the best dang female driver he’d ever seen, the NYTimes coverage of Ballerina Farms, a genius list of demands from Albert Einstein to his wife, whether E and A want the other to get remarried should they parish, an embarrassing moment in the dispensary, and the waste documentary “Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy!” - It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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00:00 Intro

04:23 Bento Box Loading

07:03 Elizabeth Is Efficient

11:36 New York Times Ballerina Farms Article

15:10 Martha Stewart Documentary On Netflix

26:14 Albert Einsteins Rules For His Wife

30:41 Fargo Season 5

33:32 Aer Lingus

35:22 Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars

46:13 Tetris Props

53:12 Phases Of Life

54:49 Buy Now The Shopping Conspiracy
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1h 4min
December 04, 2024 145 - Breathing Through Butts!
Cabin Creeps, why people are “really mad” at a man who started a fire, a song that rocked Elizabeth’s generation and the man behind it, a fascinating award given for a new breakthrough in oxygen administration, sunbathing taint it great! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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00:00 Intro

02:23 Is Anybody Listening?

04:07 SoCal Wildfires

11:43 Poker and Sex

13:43 Alcohol Anxiety

17:23 You Oughta Know

36:37 Low Aesthetic

45:11 Butt Breathing

53:36 Perineum Sunning
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1h
November 27, 2024 144 - Let's Party!
A big church update, Andy being a man of generational integrity, a soccer playoff game for the books, parents who go too hard in their kids sports games, and Elizabeth’s recent colonoscopy results! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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00:00: Intro

02:34: Pizza Beans

08:22: Church Rumors

18:39: Mr. Integrity

28:22: Taller Than He Appears

30:17: A Difficult Weigh In

33:03: The Soccer Game 55:09: Let's Party

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1h 6min
November 20, 2024 143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited
An old domain name embarrasses Andy, Elizabeth is done with concerts, A new UK dog show poses deep questions, and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?

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00:00 Intro

04:53 Church Curiosity

09:56 Shoplifting

24:50 Huntington Gardens vs Descanso Gardens

27:20 An Embarrassing URL

35:21 The Dog House UK

48:48 Chum In The Water

54:42 The Checkout Guy
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1h 5min
November 13, 2024 142 - Airport and Car Karma
Thirst trap priests, post election airport rage, an awkward pinball interaction, a wild freeway story, Andy’s trip to Boise, an oil painting class update, Elizabeth’s attraction to people who withhold praise, Airplane fears alleviated, and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.

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00:00 Intro

02:20 Thirst Trap Priests

04:23 Full Heart Full Balls

09:03 Star 67

09:58 Post Election Flight Anger

15:28 Road Rage?

21:17 Going Out Of Business

25:41 Pinball

32:02 Mahjong or Oil Painting

47:29 Big flying update
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1h 2min

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