This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

02:56 Dentist Etiquette

16:32 One Fart Many Tears

21:04 Dental Health In The Old Days

21:58 Green Day Longview Dilemma 

40:12 Cuddle Time

46:43 The Reasons Husband Leave

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Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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00:00 Intro

00:38 Light Me Up

02:46 Doing Everything Wrong

03:01 Panda Inn / Panda Express

08:24 Food Cross Contamination

11:00 Haribo Goldbears Have Gelatin

17:15 Ring Cam Faux Pas

21:29 MIDROLL: ONESKIN

23:39 Grandma Sounds Awesome

26:57 Family History Curiosity

33:14 Credit Card Points

34:39 The Points Guy

39:56 Hilton Rewards

45:41 Taxes Taxes Taxes

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We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

04:16 Memorial Day Ceremony

06:45 Taps

09:29 Cults Like Us by Jane Borden

19:16 Snake Situation

29:15 A Trip To The Salon

35:13 The Lease King

45:11 A Principled Liar

47:37 AI Blows Our Minds

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Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth’s astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

02:29 Go Make Some Fudge 

08:05 Mahjong Woes

17:14 Lou On The Block

31:55 Astrology Obsessed 

38:29 Appreciating Things 

42:03 Memory Lane

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Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it’s time to throw things in the trash, A free Baha Blast, and A PET RACCOON… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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00:00 Intro

01:13 French Men Stereotypes

04:29 Trash Underwear

06:10 Pelvic Prolapse

09:54 Pilates Proud

19:58 Hey Daddy

28:10 Pet Raccoon

32:31 AI Is Listening

41:08 Reformation Jeans

44:12 An Apology

46:33 Morning Dates

47:14 City Golf Carts

50:27 Free Baha Blast

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Andy’s principled nature forces him to step into an extremely high stakes argument about a new shoe cabinet, Elizabeth uncovers her political prospects, things are juiced, and so much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

03:59 Refundable Hotels

05:46 Parenting Misstep

09:22 Shoe Cabinet Drama

22:54 A Cabin Apology

28:18 ER Visit

28:40 Elizabeth's New Friend

37:46 Elizabeth The Politician

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Introducing Sunday at Nonna's from 7 Minute Stories w/ Aaron Calafato.

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Aaron shares the story of his great-grandmother—“Little Grandma”—and the Sunday tradition she passed down that became the heartbeat of his family. This deeply personal episode explores the power of food, memory, and how culture gets preserved one simmering pot of sauce at a time.

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Story created & performed by: Aaron Calafato

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Bad Vibes turn into Good Vibes, Andy goes to Bakersfield while Elizabeth plans an epic trip, Summer plans/dreams revealed, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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00:00 Intro 

01:30 Very Interesting,If You Will

08:08 Universal Sign For Help

11:24 Andy In Bakersfield

14:19 Big News

23:51 Global Entry Famous

26:45 Huntington vs Descanso Gardens

33:06 Hot Flash

39:02 Car Confidence

41:56 M.A.S.H.

43:18 Morning Date

44:49 Los Angeles Crime

51:54 Intrusive Thoughts & OCD

55:21 Why New Bins?

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Andy is feeling a little down after Hot-Tubbing, Elizabeth gets a Pilates badge of honor, a cult-y update, Spring Break stories, sandy dalliances, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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Chapters

00:10 Intro

03:14 It Was A Cult!

05:12 Pilates Butt Pat

09:28 Let's Talk About My Body

20:15 Wrong Instructions?

22:06 Goodbye Easel

30:14 Crash Into Me

33:35 One Car Family

40:07 Spring Break

47:35 Classic College Spring Break

54:49 Olive Loaf

57:23 High School Visiter

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Andy recaps an A+ Birthday, Elizabeth get’s checked out, a deep dive into Temptation Island is had, and inspiration is found in an unlikely amazing man. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

00:37 Deliciously Delectable

04:37 Birthday Recap

11:53 Getting Checked Out

15:09 Temptation Island

26:44 The Best Host Of All Time

31:37 Mark L. Walberg

40:31 Social Etiquette

52:46 Bird Instagram

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