Nobody's Listening, Right?

By Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Form... more

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Nobody's Listening, Right? episodes:

November 26, 2025 196 - Shhh, It's Complicated
Happy Thanksgiving! This week we revisit a shaman and learn not to sweat the small stuff, Elizabeth’s stock is soaring at Trader Joe’s and Andy explains a complicated yet nuanced food situation. It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
03:17 San Pedro and Ayahuasca
09:29 Don't Sweat The Small Stuff
10:14 Sick Kids / Super Mom
15:21 Trader Joe's Models
21:49 Ad Break
24:47 Go Duck Yourself
26:42 Shhh It's Complicated
35:21 Below Deck
44:33 Charli XCX
49:16 Trade Joe's Sugar Momma

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1h 4min
November 19, 2025 195 - Canceled, Finally?
This week Andy learns that it’s sometimes better to keep your thoughts inside your head, Elizabeth reminisces on an emotional movie, Protein is put under the microscope, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:56 More Untamed Heart
02:00 Beaches, My Betchez
08:12 The Great British Bake Off
25:46 Ad Break
27:21 The Old Person Smell
31:26 2-Nonenal
34:15 GLP-1 and Protein
37:29 Protein In In-N-Out Burger
44:09 Time To Exercise

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1h 2min
November 12, 2025 194 - It’s Not A Job, It’s A Calling
This week Elizabeth ditches her gripes and sharpens her skills as a life coach, Andy issues an apology and navigates the complicated world of sports videography, and Bearsy may hold the answers to a cat conundrum… It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:37 How To Make Your Cat Love You
05:20 Come See Me In The Good Light
08:44 No More Gripes
12:06 The Farmers Almanac
16:55 Grief Update
21:11 Ad Break
24:27 An Apology
35:27 Another Human Moment
36:04 Dodgers World Series Champions
44:05 A New Calling

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1h 6min
November 05, 2025 193 - Oh Oh No Ozempic
This week on NLR: Elizabeth puts Ozempic under the microscope, Andy uncovers a tampon travesty, sports culture is a thing, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:35 Delusional Dance Teacher Update
10:30 Body Struggles
12:35 Diet Culture
16:54 Ozempic GLP-1
25:33 Ad Break
27:12 Ozempic Vagina
27:48 Tampon Intuition
31:17 Perimenopause Itching
33:04 Camera Fail
38:05 Not In Our Bed
41:38 If Those Hotel Beds Could Talk
47:38 Andy's New Job
51:46 Sports Parents
55:14 Dog Agility Days
56:46 Golf Moms

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1h 8min
October 29, 2025 192 - How Is Our Cat Still Alive?
Lucky Ducky might have lost a couple of his nine lives, Elizabeth reveals a delicious secret, Andy feels a cold breath right in time for spooky season, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:00 ADHD Cat Drama
10:45 Dinosaur Ducky
11:30 Coffee Club
21:00 BETH'S DEAD is out early!
22:11 Ad Break
27:19 A Friend Yelps
30:33 Elizabeth Yelps
37:33 Very Quick CVS Story
42:21 Andy Left The Stove On
48:42 Physical Report
54:22 Silent Retreat
01:01:17 Septum Still Deviated

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1h 5min
October 22, 2025 191 - A Complicated Relationship
This week Andy’s insecurities may be the source of his relationship problems, Elizabeth shares some fall finds and book recommendations, plus- Christian influencers, misguided men maxxing out, and much more! It's all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:57 Back Hair
02:02 Lash Clusters
07:20 The Tennis Court
09:56 Have You Read Any Good Books Lately?
10:48 I Who Have Known Men
11:57 Beth's Dead Livestream October 26
15:10 Jeannette Walls Author
15:36 Good Fall House Vibes
17:50 Complicated Cat Relationship
22:47 Alexa Weighs In
24:32 MIDROLL
27:52 Mormon Marketing
31:15 Christian Influencers
41:42 Horny AI
45:50 Nutmaxxing
01:01:02 Outrage and Power
01:05:23 Practice Is Where?

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1h 11min
October 15, 2025 190 - Elizabeth Gets Her Wings
This week Elizabeth embarks on a new life chapter as a makeup influencer, Andy struggles to rekindle a creative outlet, they both weigh their teaching credentials, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:34 Pillow Update
01:21 Elizabeth The Makeup Influencer
16:19 I don't know how to Twerk
18:29 MIDROLL: quince
19:39 MIDROLL: uncommon goods
21:04 Elizabeth The Dance Teacher
28:15 Creativity
46:16 Teaching Is Hard
48:36 How To Be More Magnetic
52:45 Marriage Tips
58:31 $299,000,000

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1h 11min
October 08, 2025 189 - You Never Know Who You Know
Fall is here! Horrific true crime docs are on the TV, Elizabeth is whitening her teeth, the kids are making cookies, and BETH’s DEAD comes out October 30th! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
16:42 Elizabeth's Fall Must Haves
20:38 Andy's Gross Pillow
27:25 Midroll: Quince
28:56 The Breaking Point
35:26 Come On CVS
45:39 AI Slop
52:57 AI Podcasts
55:36 Death in Apartment 603

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1h 6min
October 01, 2025 188 - Stone Skimmers Scandal
This week Elizabeth scores a huge win in the kitchen, Andy misinterprets a rock skipping headline, MRSA is dodged, a heartwarming message arrives in a special box, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
BETH'S DEAD launches October 30th!
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:38 Short King
01:12 Giant Maine Coon Pussy Cats
02:47 Small But Mighty
04:01 You Can't Stop The Shrinking
05:42 A Heartwarming Update
11:22 Moving Boxes
12:30 Goodbye Dirty Grout
14:55 Your First Magic Eraser
18:11 Beth's Dead Announcement
24:25 A Misleading Headline?
24:57 World Stone Skimming Cheating Scandal
34:19 MIDROLL
38:24 Childhood Crush
40:54 Grocery Stories
46:25 Mersa
52:30 Elizabeth's Oil Painting
54:21 Duo Done?

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September 24, 2025 187 - It’s Tough Out Here For A Farmer
This week Elizabeth and Andy give Mario Lopez his flowers, discuss sleep and unconsciousness, discover a new box, hopefully evade the hantavirus and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:10 Husbandry
05:02 Who Is The Lord?
07:01 Dinner PDA
10:57 Crying Is Healing
15:20 Grief and Sleep
18:06 Homework
21:43 Ad Break
26:51 Sleep Hygiene
31:25 Sleep and Unconsciousness
34:31 Mario Lopez Is The GOAT
39:40 Ad Break
42:08 Cremated Remains Box
46:02 How Much Do They Weigh?
59:53 Huge Eyelids
01:07:36 Hantavirus
01:11:26 Are Hand Weights Back?

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1h 14min

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