Nobody's Listening, Right?

By Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Form... more

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Nobody's Listening, Right? episodes:

August 06, 2025 180 - Nostalgia Hits Home
Andy and Elizabeth discuss the passing of Andy’s father and how the past week has been: the good, the bad, the magical, the absurd, the hilarious, and everything in between. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:25 Thank you for your condolences
02:00 Hi Tanya
10:45 Always Reach Out
12:19 A Wink From The Past
15:25 A Special Find
20:43 I Was Just In France
27:04 Magic Mind
29:37 Oneskin
32:24 A Split Second
41:11 Cremation Urns
49:07 Funeral Home Vibes
53:05 Nostalgia

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1h 11min
July 30, 2025 179 - A Sad Personal Update
Sharing our sad personal news and a little podcast tribute to the truly one-of-a-kind Malcolm Rosen.

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12min
July 23, 2025 178 - I Married A Klepto
After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:18 The Astronomer Affair
09:40 Today's Agenda
10:38 OneSkin
13:08 Bra Shopping In Bordeaux
30:19 Le Problème Suivant
34:21 Becoming A Bathroom Show
36:43 47 Years Young
40:56 I Married A Klepto
49:00 Churches Are Intense
53:14 Crack A Coke
54:19 French Food Is Good
55:40 Vegetarian Food In France

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1h 9min
July 16, 2025 177 - French Doggies & Daddies
Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:09 Our French Daddy
03:24 Wine Shaming
09:17 Falling For Bordeaux
12:55 Dogs In France
18:52 Golden Retrievers Are Back
26:55 World Lung Cancer Rates
31:24 My Best Friend Bearsy
38:36 Ghosts
42:58 The Conjuring

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51min
July 09, 2025 176 - Two Ungrateful Americans
Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
02:35 A Nomadic Nickname
03:55 Closing Up The Cabin
06:50 A Very Bird Omen?
08:29 Le Pauvre Pigeon
17:42 A Rough Start
26:10 I Know What Crack Smells Like
31:05 First French Restroom Experience
31:53 Urinal Farts
34:05 French Taxi Ride
35:39 Always Say Bonjour
37:15 Paris Hotel
43:12 A Nightmare AirBnB
50:13 Now The Vacation Begins
55:11 French Food Is Amazing

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1h 6min
July 02, 2025 175 - Dinner Party Faux Pas
We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:48 A Duct Tape Dilemma
04:00 Food Lawyer Weighs In
05:01 Dinner Party
07:47 Would You Eat It?
19:32 Trainwell Update
21:54 Magnetic Man At Garage Sale
31:38 Nostalgia and Things
42:28 The IT Factor
42:45 Portable Prepper Battery Packs
46:56 Heading To France

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57min
June 25, 2025 174 - Peaks & Valleys
This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organizing duo, continue our obsession with ⁠Trainwell⁠, reveal the finest dining options Boise Idaho has to offer, go cherry picking, hitch a ride on an 18 wheeler, and give an update on Nobody's News / Life stuff. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
03:53 Brooklyn Bedding AD
06:55 Madame Alexander Dolls
18:26 Trainwell Update
20:53 Andy Is A Big Shot
23:18 Organizing For Real Live Vs The Home Edit
26:43 Boise Trip
29:32 Bananas Bananas Bananas
34:35 Cherry Picking
37:35 The Hampton Inn Meridian Idaho
40:53 Texas Roadhouse
41:47 Life Update
44:27 Nobody's News

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51min
June 18, 2025 173 - Cheaters, Castrati, and Condiments!
This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate conclusions, hear about Andy’s new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:12 Work Wife
04:02 The Pros Of Polyamory
04:56 Infidelity & How Affairs Happen
14:53 Poly Problems
16:47 Trainwell AD 2
19:06 Dilemma vs Dilemna Pt 2
19:42 Ears Pinned Back
26:50 Alien First Contact
32:48 Heaven's Gate Cult
36:55 Twig Or Berries?
38:46 Castrato
43:12 Best By Dates
45:15 Hyperemesis Gravidarum

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55min
June 11, 2025 172 - How To Upset a Dentist
This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:56 Dentist Etiquette
16:32 One Fart Many Tears
21:04 Dental Health In The Old Days
21:58 Green Day Longview Dilemma
40:12 Cuddle Time
46:43 The Reasons Husband Leave

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1h 3min
June 04, 2025 171 - Elizabeth Is Feeling Very Insecure
Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
00:38 Light Me Up
02:46 Doing Everything Wrong
03:01 Panda Inn / Panda Express
08:24 Food Cross Contamination
11:00 Haribo Goldbears Have Gelatin
17:15 Ring Cam Faux Pas
21:29 MIDROLL: ONESKIN
23:39 Grandma Sounds Awesome
26:57 Family History Curiosity
33:14 Credit Card Points
34:39 The Points Guy
39:56 Hilton Rewards
45:41 Taxes Taxes Taxes

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56min

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