Sharing our sad personal news and a little podcast tribute to the truly one-of-a-kind Malcolm Rosen.

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After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:18 The Astronomer Affair

09:40 Today's Agenda

10:38 OneSkin

13:08 Bra Shopping In Bordeaux

30:19 Le Problème Suivant

34:21 Becoming A Bathroom Show

36:43 47 Years Young

40:56 I Married A Klepto

49:00 Churches Are Intense

53:14 Crack A Coke

54:19 French Food Is Good

55:40 Vegetarian Food In France

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Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:09 Our French Daddy

03:24 Wine Shaming

09:17 Falling For Bordeaux

12:55 Dogs In France

18:52 Golden Retrievers Are Back

26:55 World Lung Cancer Rates

31:24 My Best Friend Bearsy

38:36 Ghosts

42:58 The Conjuring

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Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

02:35 A Nomadic Nickname

03:55 Closing Up The Cabin

06:50 A Very Bird Omen?

08:29 Le Pauvre Pigeon

17:42 A Rough Start

26:10 I Know What Crack Smells Like

31:05 First French Restroom Experience

31:53 Urinal Farts

34:05 French Taxi Ride

35:39 Always Say Bonjour

37:15 Paris Hotel

43:12 A Nightmare AirBnB

50:13 Now The Vacation Begins

55:11 French Food Is Amazing

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We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters:

00:00 Intro

01:48 A Duct Tape Dilemma

04:00 Food Lawyer Weighs In

05:01 Dinner Party

07:47 Would You Eat It?

19:32 Trainwell Update

21:54 Magnetic Man At Garage Sale

31:38 Nostalgia and Things

42:28 The IT Factor

42:45 Portable Prepper Battery Packs

46:56 Heading To France

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This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organizing duo, continue our obsession with ⁠Trainwell⁠, reveal the finest dining options Boise Idaho has to offer, go cherry picking, hitch a ride on an 18 wheeler, and give an update on Nobody's News / Life stuff. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

03:53 Brooklyn Bedding AD

06:55 Madame Alexander Dolls

18:26 Trainwell Update

20:53 Andy Is A Big Shot

23:18 Organizing For Real Live Vs The Home Edit

26:43 Boise Trip

29:32 Bananas Bananas Bananas

34:35 Cherry Picking

37:35 The Hampton Inn Meridian Idaho

40:53 Texas Roadhouse

41:47 Life Update

44:27 Nobody's News

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This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate conclusions, hear about Andy’s new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

02:12 Work Wife

04:02 The Pros Of Polyamory

04:56 Infidelity & How Affairs Happen

14:53 Poly Problems

16:47 Trainwell AD 2

19:06 Dilemma vs Dilemna Pt 2

19:42 Ears Pinned Back

26:50 Alien First Contact

32:48 Heaven's Gate Cult

36:55 Twig Or Berries?

38:46 Castrato

43:12 Best By Dates

45:15 Hyperemesis Gravidarum

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This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

02:56 Dentist Etiquette

16:32 One Fart Many Tears

21:04 Dental Health In The Old Days

21:58 Green Day Longview Dilemma 

40:12 Cuddle Time

46:43 The Reasons Husband Leave

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Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

00:38 Light Me Up

02:46 Doing Everything Wrong

03:01 Panda Inn / Panda Express

08:24 Food Cross Contamination

11:00 Haribo Goldbears Have Gelatin

17:15 Ring Cam Faux Pas

21:29 MIDROLL: ONESKIN

23:39 Grandma Sounds Awesome

26:57 Family History Curiosity

33:14 Credit Card Points

34:39 The Points Guy

39:56 Hilton Rewards

45:41 Taxes Taxes Taxes

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We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? 

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Chapters

00:00 Intro

04:16 Memorial Day Ceremony

06:45 Taps

09:29 Cults Like Us by Jane Borden

19:16 Snake Situation

29:15 A Trip To The Salon

35:13 The Lease King

45:11 A Principled Liar

47:37 AI Blows Our Minds

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