Nobody's Listening, Right?

By Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Form... more

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May 28, 2025 170 - Snake In The Gully
We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
04:16 Memorial Day Ceremony
06:45 Taps
09:29 Cults Like Us by Jane Borden
19:16 Snake Situation
29:15 A Trip To The Salon
35:13 The Lease King
45:11 A Principled Liar
47:37 AI Blows Our Minds

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1h 3min
May 21, 2025 169 - Go Make Some Fudge
Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth’s astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
02:29 Go Make Some Fudge
08:05 Mahjong Woes
17:14 Lou On The Block
31:55 Astrology Obsessed
38:29 Appreciating Things
42:03 Memory Lane

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May 14, 2025 168 - Pilates Humiliation
Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it’s time to throw things in the trash, A free Baha Blast, and A PET RACCOON… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
01:13 French Men Stereotypes
04:29 Trash Underwear
06:10 Pelvic Prolapse
09:54 Pilates Proud
19:58 Hey Daddy
28:10 Pet Raccoon
32:31 AI Is Listening
41:08 Reformation Jeans
44:12 An Apology
46:33 Morning Dates
47:14 City Golf Carts
50:27 Free Baha Blast

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56min
May 07, 2025 167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare
Andy’s principled nature forces him to step into an extremely high stakes argument about a new shoe cabinet, Elizabeth uncovers her political prospects, things are juiced, and so much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?
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Chapters
00:00 Intro
03:59 Refundable Hotels
05:46 Parenting Misstep
09:22 Shoe Cabinet Drama
22:54 A Cabin Apology
28:18 ER Visit
28:40 Elizabeth's New Friend
37:46 Elizabeth The Politician

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59min
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Aaron shares the story of his great-grandmother—“Little Grandma”—and the Sunday tradition she passed down that became the heartbeat of his family. This deeply personal episode explores the power of food, memory, and how culture gets preserved one simmering pot of sauce at a time.

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April 30, 2025 166 - We Can Get Through These Bad Vibes!
Bad Vibes turn into Good Vibes, Andy goes to Bakersfield while Elizabeth plans an epic trip, Summer plans/dreams revealed, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
01:30 Very Interesting,If You Will
08:08 Universal Sign For Help
11:24 Andy In Bakersfield
14:19 Big News
23:51 Global Entry Famous
26:45 Huntington vs Descanso Gardens
33:06 Hot Flash
39:02 Car Confidence
41:56 M.A.S.H.
43:18 Morning Date
44:49 Los Angeles Crime
51:54 Intrusive Thoughts & OCD
55:21 Why New Bins?

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1h 3min
April 23, 2025 165 - Body Issues And Butt Pats
Andy is feeling a little down after Hot-Tubbing, Elizabeth gets a Pilates badge of honor, a cult-y update, Spring Break stories, sandy dalliances, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:10 Intro
03:14 It Was A Cult!
05:12 Pilates Butt Pat
09:28 Let's Talk About My Body
20:15 Wrong Instructions?
22:06 Goodbye Easel
30:14 Crash Into Me
33:35 One Car Family
40:07 Spring Break
47:35 Classic College Spring Break
54:49 Olive Loaf
57:23 High School Visiter

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1h 5min
April 16, 2025 164 - The Most Inspirational Man There Ever Was
Andy recaps an A+ Birthday, Elizabeth get’s checked out, a deep dive into Temptation Island is had, and inspiration is found in an unlikely amazing man. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
00:37 Deliciously Delectable
04:37 Birthday Recap
11:53 Getting Checked Out
15:09 Temptation Island
26:44 The Best Host Of All Time
31:37 Mark L. Walberg
40:31 Social Etiquette
52:46 Bird Instagram

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1h 3min
April 09, 2025 163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail
Do Flamingos have sex on one leg? Can Tai Chi ever be a cult? How does one conduct themselves in a UPS store? We answer these questions and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
03:43 Flamingo Facts
11:55 Lack Of Mirrors In Public Restrooms
14:41 Pink Fairy Armadillo
15:20 How Long Animals Sleep
18:39 Tai Chi Fail
44:49 Angry Crossfitters
50:04 UPS Rage
56:59 Trader Joes Sparkling Limeade
58:19 Tates Soft Bakes Cookies

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1h 5min
April 02, 2025 162 - Definitely Boneless!
This week we debate how age works, absorb sage advice from a grilled cheese connoisseur, discuss an OCD incident, make a plan for the Betty White stamp unveiling and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?

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Chapters
00:00 Intro
07:58 How Age Works
11:02 The Next CrossFit
12:36 No Need To Worry
15:20 Goal Setting vs Pacts
17:38 Saying I Love You
20:42 OCD
25:15 Younger Drinking
30:52 73 Year Old Wisdom
41:30 Cape Style
45:24 Betty White Event Plans

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59min

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