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Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Andy Makes Elizabeth’s Day In Interview With Tetris Legend Sharky At Tetris World Championships, Oregon Track Star Literally Double Somersaults Her Way To Winning State, A Thoughtful Plea To Customers From A Taco Bell Employee, How One Panda Express Team Made A Tired Mom’s Day, and A Crossing Guard Retirement Send Off Fit For The King He Is 

Plus Today’s Headlines: Musk And Trump Self-Owning While Feuding, LA Peaceful Protests Rendered Chaotic By Vengeful President With Military Deployment Against Citizens, RFK Junior Claims To Buoy Science By Retiring All Scientists On Vaccine Committee, Leaders Of ‘Orgasmic Meditation’ Cult Convicted Of Coercion Charges, TSA Takes To Facebook To Address Their Mutual Love For Costco, and China Takes Extreme Measures To Curb Cheating By Students

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00:00 Intro

02:42 Headlines

31:18 Classic World Tetris Championship

40:42 Track Star Summersaults To Win

42:18 Taco Bell PSA

47:01 Panda Express Keeps It Human

51:46 Crossing Guard Legend

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Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: France Bans Public Smoking Where Children Might Be Present, Iconic Goodyear Blimp Celebrates Turning 100 In Ohio, Burger King Employee Who Works Shift After Graduation Receives GoFundMe Donations For College, Two Hikers Who Took Shrooms Called 911 Devastated To Report Their Friend Was Deceased Only To Later Learn They Were Just Really Really High And Friend Was Fine, Long Haul Truck OverTurns Releasing Millions Of Honeybees On Highway, Nurse Anesthetist Groped And Kissed Sedated Women And Loses License According To People Mag, and Hero Rescues Kitten Stuck For Two Days With The Sound Of A Mother Cat’s Meows

Plus Today’s Headlines: Trump Says Putin Is Pissed After Phone Call, Trump Agrees For First Time With Elizabeth Warren On Debt Limit, Obama Surprisingly Cites Article Steve Bannon Is Quoted In On AI Economic Impact, Monkey Herpes Could Hold Key To New Cancer Treatment According To Preliminary Research On Mice, Doritos And Mountain Dew Could Carry New ‘Not Recommended For Human Consumption’ Label If Texas Bill Goes Through, and Sydney Sweeny Sells Personal Bathwater Soap For Some Reason

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02:12 Headlines

20:21 Paris Bans Smoking Sorta

23:23 Goodyear Blimp Turns 100

30:47 Burger King Graduate

34:02 Shroom Overload

38:31 Bumble Bee Accident

41:28 People Magazine Goes Hard

46:00 Heartwarming Kitten Rescue

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Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Idaho Man Has Incredible Story Of Survival After Getting Trapped Face Down Under A 700 Lb Boulder, San Francisco’s Public School System Quickly Backtracks On Controversial New Grading System, First Photos And Videos Captured Of The Elusive Subalpine Wooly Rat, and People Magazine Wows Us Once Again With Story Of Passenger Who Cut In Line To Board Airplane

Plus Today’s Headlines: Trump Doesn’t Like Question By Reporter About The ‘TACO TRADE’ Calls It Nasty, Elon Musk’s Tenure As Unelected President Sidekick Comes To End, Unstable Glacier Collapsed Onto Village In Swiss Alps With One Resident Reported Missing, Toto Toilets Sets Their Sights On Untouched Bottoms In US, Haribo Recalls Happy Cola Fizz Gummies In Netherlands After Cannabis Contamination

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03:38 Headlines

14:19 Trapped Under Boulder

21:53 Fs Are Now Ds

31:17 Wooly Rats

33:37 No Cutters

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Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Man Sues Colorado Rockies For Getting Struck By Foul Ball And Poor Performance, Chinese Paraglider Cheats Death After Flying To 28,000ft, Two Men Accused Of Targeting Casino Winners In Cars On Trial, Burt’s Bees And Mike’s Hot Honey Team Up For Lip Balm Collab, Study Unveils Surprising Source Combatting Global Warming In The Arctic, And A Carnival Cruise Ship Rescues 4 People And 3 Dogs Stranded At Sea

Plus Today’s Headlines: JD Vance Spoke At 2025 Bitcoin Convention And Called Out Senator For Standing Him Up, Potential Problem With Qatari Jet According To Trump It’s Too Big, Brace Yourselves For Killer Heat According To Top Weather Forecasters,  Astronomers Have Discovered Mysterious Object In Milky Way, Mike White Slated To Return To Survivor

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03:29 Headlines

15:53 Man Sues Rockies

21:11 Paraglider Goes Too High

25:28 Lowlife Crooks Caught

28:34 Burts Bees X Mike’s Hot Honey

30:41 Penguin Poop

35:00 Carnival To The Rescue

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Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Cargo Ship Crashes Into Retired Museum Director’s Yard on Fjord After Captain Fell Asleep, Court Rules In Favor Of Fun And Donuts In New Hampshire Town’s Attempt To Take Down Donut Shop’s Mural, Oregon Footwear Institution Celebrates Thirty Years In Business As Last Remaining Foot Zone, British PI Uses Toothbrush To Catch An Adulterer Red Handed And White-Toothed, Father Son Fishing Duo In Michigan Report Big Foot Sighting And Big Foot Expert Deems It Credible

Plus Today’s Headlines: Trump Challenges Putin Online, RFK Jr Announces Long Covid Shots For Children And Pregnant Women, Another Prison Break - This Time In The Ozarks And Involving A ‘Devil’, Scientists Conducting 100 Hour Live Stream To Bring Awareness To The Impact Of Cuts To Science The Administration Is Implementing, Lindsay Lohan Launching New Skin Care Line

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00:00 Intro

02:54 Headlines

15:00 Cargo Ship Parks In Yard

18:23 Donut Justice

21:45 Foot Zone

27:03 The Smoking Toothbrush

32:05 Bigfoot Sighting 

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Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Bees Swarming As Basketballs, Man Rescued by 11 German Firefighters After Getting Arm Stuck In Train Seat Armrest Looking For Airpods, Ultra Runner Impresses AND Inspires As She Wins Grueling Ultra Race While Breastfeeding Baby, Last Chance For Last Chance Train In Helena Montana, And Manhattan Crypto Investor Charged After Torturing Italian Tourist For Three Weeks For Bitcoin Password 

Plus Today’s Headlines: Commencement Speech Delivered At Westpoint By President Trump Leaves The World Speechless, US Treasury Confirms The End Of Penny Production, Democratic Primary Hopefuls Eye Podcasts As Way To Lay Groundwork, French President Emmanuel Macron And Wife Caught On Video In Awkward Moment Described As ‘Horseplay’, and Box Office Records Smashed This Memorial Day Weekend!

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02:18 Headlines

12:25 Basketball Bee Clusters

16:10 Arm Stuck In Train

20:20 Ultra Runner Inspires

24:46 Last Chance Train

29:22 Crypto Kidnapping

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Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Great Sports Journalism Coming Out Of Minnesota, People Magazine Continues To Spin Hard Stories Soft And Soft Stories Hard, Sad News For Texans Who Love A Fife As Ren Festival Founder Passes, and a Special Boise Field Report with Andy and his Mom at the grocery store.

Plus Today’s Headlines: Target Sales Drop As Shoppers Use Their Voices With Their Wallets, Former NY State Trooper Thomas Mascia Pleads Guilty To Shooting Himself And Claiming He Was A Victim, Previously Unknown Microbe Bacteria Found Inside China’s Tiangong Space Station, Melania Trump’s Statue In Her Native Slovenia Stolen, And Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Origin Story Of Goop’s Vagina Candle 

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00:00 Intro

01:16 Headlines

13:33 Sports!

17:35 People Goes Hard

22:26 King George

24:39 Boise Field Report

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Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Swiss Cows Get Quite A Ride As Bovine Are Airlifted From Village Under Threat Of Rockslides, CBS6 News Out Of Albany NY Had A Live Surprise As Anchor’s Water Broke During Segment, Oregon Dad Wins The 2025 Pole Pedal Paddle Race After 10 Years Of Participation, Unique Book Club Has Readers Reading The Same Book For 12 years, St. Paul Minnesota Residents Can Look Forward To The Recently Closed Dark Horse Reopening This Summer

Plus Today’s Headlines: Donald Trump Junior Says He Might Run For President Someday, Bitcoin Reaches A New All-Time High, NFL Votes To Keep Controversial “Tush Push”, and Man Hunt In New Orleans Jail Break Continues With One More Suspect In Custody

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00:00 Intro

01:28 Headlines

12:37 Bovine Rescue

15:59 News Anchor Goes Into Labor

18:08 Pole Pedal Paddle

19:54 Book Club

24:08 Dark Horse Reopening

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Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Police Respond To Home Due To Complaints Of Stench To Find Terrible Scene Of Mother Living With Mummy, Canadian Study Finds We Emit A Visible Light That Vanishes When We Die, Hudson Valley NY  Residents Weigh In On Most Annoying Grocery Store Behavior, ‘Monster’ Strawberries To Be Expected In The UK After Unusual Weather Lead To Bumper Crop, Vancouver man charged with theft after wielding machete at Donnair restaurant and carving meat for himself, Critics Call For Change Over Outrageous Hearing Aid Plan In Canada

Plus Today’s Headlines: Beloved Cheers Actor George Wendt Dies At 76, Trump Announces $25B In Funding For ‘Golden Dome’ Project, Covid Vaccine About To Become Harder To Come By, New Orleans Man Hunt After Jail Break Intensifies, and Chicago Sun Times Prints AI Generated Reading List Wherein 2/3rds Of The Titles Attributed To Real Authors Don’t Exist 

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00:00 Intro

02:06 Headlines

09:34 Rotting Smell

13:55 Life Light

17:31 Supermarket Beefs

21:36 Monster Strawberries

23:47 Doner Drama

25:35 Quebec Hearing Aid Policy

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