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S2 EP4 The Bowels of Doom


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                                       DDYH S2 EIV
                                THE BOWELS OF DOOM

Andy is on a dangerous journey at the cusp of the Marsh of Confusion, when he falls through a conveniently plotted hole and is left to his own devices. Meanwhile Dave desperately searches for truth. Fortunately, Dave has the tools to save Andy from annihilation with a well-timed DDYH.

Trapped for over 8 weeks the signal finally penetrates into the PODOSPHERE. They have so much to discuss - like insane schlocky B-movie plots, insane rich people building devices in mountains, and insane levels of alcohol blindness...

 

Oh, and there are MULTIPLE stories of emergency landings caused by people farting. The dudes can’t resist a good old-fashioned plane-fart emergency landing headline.

 

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We’re drinking the Cryonic IPA from D9 Brewing in Charlotte, North Carolina and Rock – The Pale Ale from Thorn Brewing in San Diego, CA.

 

We have a couple corrections that we owe the listeners. Cause Andy and Dave were wrong about some things and they need to own up.

 

Quickdraws include the etymology of vodka, the quietest place on earth, Andrew Jackson’s parrot, a surprising tantric sex massage expert, a black magic coconut, and sick burn in a Taylor Swift copyright lawsuit.

 

Andy has the latest update in schlocky movie news. The Sharknado franchise announced the last movie of the series and it has to deal with time travel. What else could a movie about sharks in a tornado even have?!? Nazis? Yep. Dinosaurs? You bet. Noah’s Ark? Why the hell not! And, if you call in the next six minutes we guarantee a bonus pack of highly unrealistic randomized CGI crowd pleasers!

 

Have you heard of alcohol blindness? No, not a blackout you drunkard. It’s an actual medical condition! Well, Dave brings you the cure. And it’s not what you expect. You know what they say, in the land of the blind, the one-eyed whiskey man is king. 

 

A man wouldn’t stop farting on a plane which led to an emergency landing and 4 people banned from the airline. Because of farts. But seriously, don't make people breath your farts in enclosed space you damn cretins. 

 

A Russian version of Lord of the Rings exists where the proletariat in the land of Mordor are the enlightened good guys. OF COURSE THAT EXISTS! A curse upon you Bilbo "Bourgeoisie" Baggins and your damn Capitalist ring!

 

Speaking of how awesome Capitalism is... Jeff Bezos is building a giant clock inside a mountain in Texas that will run for 10,000 years. Because he’s run out of things to spend money on. And may be an insane evil villain.

 

Dave recommends the movie Annihilation because it’s a solid piece of art and science fiction featuring a predominantly female cast that didn’t get nearly the recognition it deserved.

 

Speaking of Two Towers, evil, and chaos... Andy recommends The Looming Tower – based on the best-selling book about the true story of the FBI and CIA in the years leading up to 9/11. You had me at Jeff Daniels. Stream it now on Hulu.

 

There's something worse than snakes on a plane... Dave doesn’t recommend farting on a plane and trying to cover it up with a match. Yes, that’s illegal. Yes, this is a different farting on a plane story than the one before. 

 

Andy doesn’t recommend combining glass architecture with distracted people. You end up with lots of broken noses and concussions from walking into walls. That’s exactly what happened when the 5th most expensive building ever built opened its doors.


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