This week on Rose Ceremony we discuss the infamous Seattle Dog, why Seattleites don't eat seagulls, and what an actual Renton/Seattle date should look like. Our prayers to make Blake less horny go unanswered and we lose one of our favorite hunky international football players. We also do our first ad read and it's definitely super official and not fake.

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).

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