Rose Ceremony

The wait is finally over, the Bachelorette Season 17 finale is here and more importantly, we've recorded our precious podcaster thoughts and feelings about it. The gaslighting claims rage on as Bachelor Nation further fractures, Katie's family don't take kindly to Blake's Canadian charm, Tayshia shows her ex some engagement rings to propose to Katie with, and Greg's ancestors pay a visit to the pod.

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).

Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

The shitstorm continues on this week.

We discuss Katie's final 3 men quickly become her final 2 men, ABC recycling the Canada-themed date from Matt's season, Greg's nieces and nephews probably beating the shit out of him, and the U.S. government preparing to enslave millions of citizens facing eviction.

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).

Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

This week, the men tell all and Karl tells a Canadian to shut the f*ck up, but unfortunately it was not Blake. We discuss the men being in the hot seat, Connor's not-so-mysterious mystery audience woman, some Eminem lyrics, and we theorize how we were conceived.

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).

Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

This week on Rose Ceremony we discuss the infamous Seattle Dog, why Seattleites don't eat seagulls, and what an actual Renton/Seattle date should look like. Our prayers to make Blake less horny go unanswered and we lose one of our favorite hunky international football players. We also do our first ad read and it's definitely super official and not fake.

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).

Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

On this week's podcast we discuss frankly the most disgustingly horny episode of The Bachelorette to date, Hunter's fall from grace, and we say goodbye to our favourite feline malewife. We also throw in some great Joe Biden impressions and single-handedly solve the Olympics situation.

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).

Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Our very special boy, Kyle, is back to guest host with us this week and discuss episode 5 of season 17 of The Bachelorette! Thanos (Blake Moynes) enters the Bachelorette pool of suitors, the men are out for blood in the Bash Ball Battle, James continues to cosplay as an old-timey phrenologist, and Greg and Michael absolutely melt us all. Speaking of phrenology, we measure Jeff's skull. Tune in to find out the circumference of Jeff's head!

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram). Our special guest host is Kyle ( @kysturmer on Instagram and @kylesturmer on Twitter).

Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Rest in Hell, Rumsfeld.

This week on Rose Ceremony we discuss what kinds of soup the men are, Tayshia dropping a BM (Blake Moynes), yet another kink date, and Thomas' demise. Unfortunately, we also rehash the "Is a hotdog a sandwich?" discourse and do our best Epic Family Guy Moment impressions.

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).

Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Our special guest, Tharon, joins us this week to talk everything Bachelor! Tharon has never seen an episode of The Bachelor until last night and is absolutely horrified. We discuss the men's group therapy date that did not involve a licensed therapist, Katie rolling her dune buggy for funsies, the recent heat wave that has turned Seattle into Florida soup, and of course OJ Simpson adopting Tharon as his adult child.

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram). Our special guest this week is Tharon ( @beverageuncle on Twitter and Instagram).

Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Surprise! It's the horny episode AND the fight episode at the same time! Cody and Aaron kiss and make up, Karl blows up everyone's spot, and Mike loses his virginity.

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).

Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony

Himbos! Virgins! Furries! Oh my! We review The Bachelorette Season 17 premiere and discuss the Mayweather x Logan Paul match, our beloved unsound Seattle Viaduct (RIP), and if our pod had a cryptocurrency, what it would be called.

Rose Ceremony is Jeff ( @JaySkinsley on Twitter), Lindsey ( @LindseyLosers on Twitter and Instagram), and Chees ( @cheesdees on Instagram).

Follow our podcast on Twitter at @roseceremonypod and on Instagram at @rose_ceremony