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In this episode, the dudes are trying to ignore the call to adventure when a mysterious package arrives. Before they can open it, a wild Christmas DDYH appears! Andy dives into one of Trader Joe’s greatest mysteries and Dave gives a movie review that you do not want to miss.

 

The dudes are back and they’ve got a little Rebel Yell inside them.

 

Dude, did you hear?

 

We’re drinking Tropical Kush IPA from Sycamore Brewing and Santa’s Little Helper from Port Brewing Company. Followed by our favorite affordable bourbon, Rebel Yell. Dave brought a special holiday treat to go along with it.

 

*This episode was not sponsored by Rebel Yell but if they would like to sponsor this show, the dudes will do just about anything for that bourbon company. ANYTHING. Rebel Yell.

 

ANY. THING.

 

Andy is back with an update on his favorite internet voting trend.

 

Quickdraws includes someone not liking cats and inadvertently causing the Black Plague, a tv show you definitely didn’t ask for, the original ex-erasing photoshopper and a crappy science experiment with Legos.

 

In the movie It’s A Wonderful Life, we learn that every time a bell rings – an angel gets its wings. It’s too bad that doesn’t apply to window washers. Or does it? Dave shares a Christmas Miracle. 

 

Andy uncovers the history and truth behind the most popular item at Trader Joe’s. Grab your master sommelier pins! It’s time for a deep dive into rock bottom wine industry.

 

Dave has a fake news advisory for all you listeners. Read credible sources and leave the misinformation forwarding to social media, Cold War enemies, and old people!

 

You’ve heard of the Nobel Prize but have you heard of The Ig Nobel Prize? Andy shares the most fascinating awards show you’ve never heard of.

 

Dave recommends the book John Adams by David McCullough. You can see examples of what it’s like to have educated political views and engage in fruitful discussions with people who disagree with you. Or you could keep watching YouTube, loser. Oh wait, there's a new Half in the Bag...

 

Andy recommends Cards Against Humanity and all of their Black Friday shenanigans – especially this year’s stunt. Go to www.99percentoffsale.com and enjoy the greatest product copywriting ever.

 

Dave doesn’t recommend the movie First Reformed – which is basically God’s Not Dead for Greenpeace. TRIGGER WARNING: Dave spoils the entire movie. But it's hard to spoil garbage. He’s not sorry about it.

 

Andy doesn’t recommend making purchases while drunk. Especially on your honeymoon. And especially when after 12 glasses of rum, the hotel you’re staying at seems preeeeetty affordable.

 

 

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