The regular discusses the start of a government shutdown in the US, the children of notable figures such as MLK Jr and Robin Williams ask people to stop making AI videos about their fathers as Sora 2 surges in popularity, a serious health concern regarding food made by Hello Fresh as well as INEOS being in hot water regarding cuts to skilled jobs and lack of government support amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*