The Aloönæ Show

The regular discusses archeologists uncovering pieces of Egyptian history, students and teachers across Italy setting up tents around schools in protest for wage increases and new hires, the lives that were lost at the school shooting in Bend, Oregon as well as Brazil’s economy up slightly as elections for their next president are underway amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses Tesla launching the world’s first flying car to ever be produced, how an Italian quit his job at Google to pursue Green Finance in Cambodia, Mariah Carey announcing a vinyl anniversary release of one of her previous albums as well as Albanian Prime Minister to not resign from role as protests in the nation escalates amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses how Turkish police raided a TV station claimed to support the opposition, Payward acquiring a Lithuanian bank to access the EU market, Russell Brand appearing in Southwark court for allegations against him as well as RAYE’s concert at The Royal Albert Hall being bombarded with inflated sign ups amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses how hackers gained unauthorised access to personal data of each Danish citizen, a rising shift in South America regarding the philosophies of their world leaders, questions about a celebrity’s superfan seating at the front row to their shows repeatedly as well as German engineering experiencing an increased demand despite fallen productivity outputs amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses the Internet’s reactions towards news about weather modification, SpaceX launching fast track rocket to the International Space Station with four crew members, highlights at the UEFA Nations League such as Klopp’s first National team win and Portugal defeating Denmark with Ronaldo on the bench as well as Toronto Hospital expanding their housing program for the homeless to reduce ER visits amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses the name of an English footballer making the rounds online after scoring for his club, a Headteacher introducing after school revision sessions for selected subjects in preparation for upcoming exams in exchange for a chance to attend prom, NASA Administrator announcing an uncrewed Boeing Star-liner test flight to the International Space Station as well as Man City found guilty on charges relating to Financial Fair Play and Dodgy Accounting Methods amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses a browser based program that allows you to view the world in real-time, Poland reaching another final of the European Volleyball Championship, two Swiss soccer/football players suspended from playing for their national team over fabricated COVID-19 results as well as protests in Portugal taking place against raising fuel prices amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses tourists’ lack of respect for the rules and traditions for the place they go visit, cuts being made to climate preparedness programs driving up climate disasters as well as how data centres are utilised to heat up swimming pools, a new Dutch broadcaster taking over their country’s Eurovision participation amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses arguments made against climate change, The Barcelona Marathon affecting travel, transit and road closures, allegations against David Walliams by staff members at his publisher as well as a deal regarding setting up military bases in Greenland amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*

The regular discusses Reddit introducing polls onto the platform with an interestingly wild result spreading online coming from one of them, how younger generations are praising negative behaviours and looking down on positive ones, NVIDIA expected to sell more chips into the following year as well as Man City comfortably defeating Norwich City in the Carabao Cup with academy players given minutes on the field amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*