The regular discusses UN members signing cybercrime treaties with opposition from rights groups, North Korean Cyberforce using Crypto to evade US sanctions, a housekeeper robbing a retired soccer football player’s house as well as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s allegations catching up to him that loses his title and royal residence amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*