Palm Reading, Tesco's Rage & Springsteen Tribute:

A man who tried to patent silence and competitive staircase apologising are just two of the items not included in this week's episode. However, the show does contain a tall tale about the invention of modern meeting culture, a rant about Tesco's Supermarket, and we learn the meaning of the rarely used word "quorblenate", Plus, octopus trivia, another interjection from the Whispering Fish and this week's second-hand tutorial on palm reading. All topped off with a Springsteen-style album track from house band Sonny Keys & the Flat Notes. Produced by Brian Luff & Georgina Sowerby. Handmade by the Production Village for Studio Senseless.