Our gal Miss Piggy is a lowkey narcassist and Kermit is a whiny frog #REDFLAG. On this episode of The Schmear Aly B and Hailey chat about movies and tv shows that feel like fever dreams (Muppets, Date Movie, Epic Movie, ect.), corporate horror stories, and the biggest red and beige flags. Also, a little roach told us they ended up in someones underwear drawer....guess you'll have to listen to find out who! Let's chive.