The Enterprise goes in for its 1000-lightyear service at Starbase 74, and everybody's leaving to do cool stuff. Which leaves Picard to his "special relaxation light" and Riker to play his "bone" and hit on a lady in... THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by  b o d y l i n e  available onBandcamp