Trek to the Holodeck

This week is totally the holo-"Christmas" episode... Absolutely was made to be a holiday episode... The Holobois definitely didn't just realize that this was going to be their Christmas episode... OK THEY LIED! They didn't plan for this to be their Christmas episode but they roll with it on their... TREK TO THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on BandcampT

This week Jan has to rest is voice so it's up to Dylan and Darius to run the show and it goes... well... it goes! What can we say other than the 2 HoloBROS figure out how to calculate the scores all on their own and their intro is as wild as ever with out Jan there to rain it in! All this and more on this weeks trek to... THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on BandcampT

This is the one where Janeway fights the virus that gets big. Classic Janeway in a tank top episode. Ya know. And a rifle. How is she gonna solve the problem? By baiting the MACROvirus to go after the hot dudes and babes on... THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp

Voyager month continues with a New Years Eve bit that was so good the Holobois gave it to you a month early. We talk about how the episode should have been names something else, all of the Captains doing their TED Talk, and is it Scorpion and the Frog or Fox?! All on our... TREK TO THE HOLODECK!!!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp

The USS Voyager gets "Schism"-ed by invisible aliens! It's up to Seven of Nine and The Doctor to foil the aliens' plot to... do some really bad science experiments. The two base their operations in DaVinci's workshop on... THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp

Brilliant. Thoughtful. Midwestern. These words describe this week's guest, Kirie, who flat-out levels the holobois in smarts with her insights to one of the silliest (and best?) episodes of Deep Space Nine.

It's simple, really: Quark has the hots for his Klingon ex-wife Grilka, Worf has the hots for Grilka, Dax has the hots for Worf, Worf and Dax help Quark seduce Grilka, Grilka's bodyguard challenges Quark to a duel to the death, Dax invents space marionette technology so Worf can puppet Quark in his mortal combat on... THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp

ANOTHER PONFAR EPISODE?! You betcha! This time it's Vorik that goes though it and he does not handle it well. Join the Holobois as they create new rules for Paresis Squares, realize that Vorik is a Vulcan Incel and massively under weigh Jay Chattaway all while they make their... TREK TO THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp

Darius is out again and that leave Dylan and Jan to talk about cool aunt Lwaxana! There is whole bonus episode of Trek smashed into the cold open, the ship is dealing with Forbidden Space Cocaine and some one is eating cups all in this weeks... TREK TO THE HOLODECK!

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp

Matt Apodaca (of "How Did this Get Played?" and "Yo, Is This Racist?" podcast fame) joins the holobois to find out what Star Trek is REALLY about: chilling in forests with dudes in latex costumes! Neelix (henceforth referred to as "Neevil") avoids telling child crewmember Naomi Wildman that her mom's in trouble, but she figures it all out anyway and copes by hanging out with her photonic friends on... THE HOLODECK!

Matt also portrays "Ezra Gammon," holonovel creator and crunch-time advocate, in the Starfleet Archives.

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp

Dylan's still gone (this is getting spooky!) so it's up to Darius and Jan to take us on a trip to Pyris VII, where a couple of middle-aged cuttlefish aliens trying to spice up their marriage set up a haunted house for Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty and Sulu on what should have been... THE HOLODECK!

Catspaw-inspired track "powerfulsensations" by FÜÜÜT available on Bandcamp

Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen

Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue

Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp