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Trek to the Holodeck episodes
- S3E10 - "Business as Usual" featuring Marc Cooper! (DS9 S5 E18)
This week we have Guest Marc Cooper on to school us on queer coding, Dylan is out of town for undisclosed reasons, and we are all jealous of Quarks sleep wear!
Guest: Marc Cooper
Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp
1 hr 18 min - S3E9 - "Displaced" (VOY S3 E24)
This week the holobois have gotten into free-range, all organic intros, have to hold a historic vote on what they think is holo-content, and discuss if Star Trek is TOO horny! All while they go on their way to... THE HOLODECK!
Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp
1 hr 23 min - S3E8 - "Strange Energies" (LDS S2 E1)
It's a two-hander as the understaffed holobois Dylan and Jan take a look at the second season premiere of Lower Decks! And, just like last week's "Where Silence Has Lease," it starts off with a workout scene on... THE HOLODECK!
In this episode we ask:
- how much does Darius do every week? (a lot)
Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp
1 hr 18 min - S3E7 - "Where Silence Has Lease" (TNG S2 E2)
The Enterprise encounters a space anomaly that's totally spooky and weird, so of course they fly right into it. But that's nowhere near as tense as Picard is when he's waiting to hear from Riker and Worf as they work out in an also-spooky Klingon battle simulation on... THE HOLODECK!
In this episode we ask:
- how does Ensign Haskell feel about going through Starfleet Academy, working hard and getting to helm the Enterprise only for non-cadet Fake Ensign Crusher to take his spot?
- what does everybody do during the 20 minute self destruct sequence?
- how are Jonathan Frakes's eyes so blue?
Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp
1 hr 21 min - S3E6 - "Mortal Coil" (VOY S4 E12)
Chakotay continues his streak of "helping" crew members by making them face their traumas in the most unhealthy ways. In this case, Neelix dies in a horrible accident trying to fill a thermos full of protomatter. So Chakotay makes Neelix relive the whole thing on... THE HOLODECK!
In this episode we ask:
- seriously though what is Chakotay's deal?
- does anybody really mind that Neelix is dead?
- why doesn't Voyager keep a full stock of Seven of Nine nanoprobes for bringing people back to life?
Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp
1 hr 17 min - S3E5 - "Conscience of the King" (TOS S1 E13)
Kirk wrestles with the possibility that an actor performing Space Shakespeare might be a man he recognizes as "Kodos the Executioner." People who could also corroborate the actor's identity keep mysteriously being murdered. In the end, the play's the thing in which Kirk will catch the king in (what on TNG would be)... THE HOLODECK!
In this episode we ask:
- what would it be like going to a play and the lead is played by Hitler?
- does Kirk have an ensign set up his dates on the Enterprise?
- why is Spock so suspicious of Kirk when Kirk's into a lady?
Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue and Emmy Ross
Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp
1 hr 14 min - S3E4 - "The Defector" (TNG S3 E10)
A Romulan defects to the Federation to prevent an interstellar war, but can he be trusted? Meanwhile, Picard continues (begins?) his acting classes with Data and Data shows the Romulan his homeworld on... THE HOLODECK!
In this episode we ask:
- how does the Enterprise have schematics of Romulus's surface?
- do starfleet conspiracy theorists talk about Section 31 and the Mirror Universe?
- does Patrick Stewart talk with a cool, hip lingo?
- and more!
Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp
1 hr 17 min - S3E3 - "Worst Case Scenario" (VOY S3 E25)
Wait, are the Maquis finally going to take over the USS Voyager? It sure seems like it. Wow, that's some bold storytelling! Oh. Wait. Nevermind, it's all made up as Tuvok and Tom Paris have to find a way to safely navigate writer's block in a simulation-gone-haywire on... THE HOLODECK!
Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp
0 min - S3E2 - "For The Cause" (DS9 S4 E21)
The Maquis seem to be running an operation on Deep Space 9 and the number one suspect is Captain Benjamin Sisko's girlfriend! Meanwhile, a simple tailor mulls accepting a totally normal and not weird hangout with Ziyal on... THE HOLODECK!
Note: this episode contains some spoilers regarding secondary characters on Deep Space 9
In this episode we ask:
- Why is it so easy to get access to a cargo bay in Star Trek?
- Does Benjamin coach Jake through conversations so he can interrogate people?
- How "hot" is too hot when it comes to Cardassian lizard rock holosuite programs?
- and more!
Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp
1 hr 15 min - S3E1 - "Elementary, Dear Data" with Indiesaurus's Evan Brandonisio! (TNG S2 E03)
Indiesaurus co-founder Evan Brandonisio joins us for this classic as Geordi and Data make a wager with Pulaski that Data can outwit any mystery the computer throws at him on... THE HOLODECK!
In this episode we ask:
- is there a Starfleet methodology for dealing with sentient holodeck programs?
- Do people hack the holodeck?
- How many crewmembers worked on LaForge's HMS Victory model ship project?
- and more!
CW: suicide, suicidal ideation at 42:00-47:00
Hosted by Darius Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen
Computer Voice provided by Verona Blue
Music by "b o d y l i n e" available on Bandcamp
1 hr 28 min
About Trek to the Holodeck
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Three friends trek to find and rank every holodeck episode... ever. Subscribe and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, and other alpha quadrant podcast services. Hosted by Darius…
Hamilton-Smith, Dylan Hamilton-Smith and Jan Lefrancois-Gijzen