This time on the Couch: Mike and James follow the time-travelling futuristic adventures of Jonah Hex, People's Hexiest Man Alive, 1985! In his first post-Crisis appearance, Hex arrives in a dystopian Libertarian paradise where everyone's in polyamorous relationships, water is basically non-existent, and if you're lucky you subsist on giant roasted grasshopper thorax. Them's good vittles! Plus the guys devise winning campaign strategies for Trump and Jill Stein, and the inside scoop on a way to legally read comics for free without having to leave your house. Your bedsores will thank you!