This time on a very special episode of Darkseid's Couch: It's a Fourth of July Podstravaganza as Mike and James try to explain what the hell is going on in 1988's Captain America no. 344. Cap battles a lizard Ronald Reagan for the safety of the country amidst a dizzying array of characters you've never heard of before. The bench goes deep with Boomslang, Diamondback, anarcho-nihilist Viper, a whole bunch of unexplained Captain America analogues, and D-Man, who quite literally just runs around wearing Wolverine's costume for no reason. He's the derivative comic book find of the 1980s! Plus Mike breaks down and finally watches Preacher, and stick around til the end for an exclusive, never-before-heard recording of Cap meeting the Gipper himself! It'd be pretty much impossible to fake something like that, so it must be real!