This time on the Couch: In 1994, a mere 21 years after his first appearance, Blade the Vampire Hunter finally headlined his first monthly comic. By 1995, he... was no longer doing that. Mike and James investigate the first issue to try and figure out what went so very, very wrong with our favorite daywalking assassin. SPOILER ALERT: It was the all-chili diet. Also, in new segment Darkseid's Ottoman, the guys reappraise the merits of X-Men ripoff Cyberforce in light of the revelation that the two teams actually crossed paths once in 2007 and were forced to awkwardly acknowledge their blatant similarities. Will Cyberforce's status be update from "shitty, clueless imitation" to "shitty, self-aware imitation"? You can find out by listening. That's how this works.