This week we are absorbing hypnotic signals from our television sets while we discuss “Wetwired”! We’re talking why Mulder needs to stop meeting randos in the middle of the night all the time, the evil joys of Paranoid Scully, the suspicious absences in Mama Scully’s family photos, Skinner still holding a grudge from Avatar, and the deeply baffling revelation that Mulder is colorblind?!?!? We point out Mulder’s absolutely profound puppy dog eyes, find out that Mulder is the anti-Walter White, and get sad about Scully’s deepest fear being the possibility of Mulder betraying her :(  All the bad boys are back!

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