Discordiansssss! We are coming to you live in the split-screened issue of Discorder Magazine. Together, we bid farewell to 2025 and say hellooooooo to 2026 (thank god you're here). With New Year's comes resolutions and deliberate changes, which call upon our agency. Will things actually get done, or will they float on by? In this episode, we ask the question: Do we happen to life, or does it happen to us? Both? Neither? Give and Take? In what ways? And soooo on and soooo forth, we chit and chat, we play some tunes with sprinkles of philosophy by the lovely voices of the CiTR Student Exec.