It's Carmen's birthday month so you know you'll never hear the end of it. She and John regale you, the listener, in their various birthday pasts. Then it's on to the movie review segment where Carmen takes a simple premise from a straightforward documentary about mountain climbing and manages to mangle it beyond comprehension. But don't worry, John quickly swoops in and makes things even more confusing. The fun continues when Carmen shares the titles she's workshopping for her memoir about living with scoliosis. Plus there's more role-play and more fake commercials, meaning more abortions of comedy.