Brownie Batter Donuts are BACK at Dunkin’ and honestly… nature is healing. We reminisce about the legendary 2009 “Submit Your Own Donut” era, confirm that Jordan is Little Debbie’s #1 fan, and share a public service announcement life hack: Head & Shoulders isn’t just for your scalp 👀.

We alert the masses that Forever 21 is attempting a comeback (online + NYC pop-up), debate whether fancy Jell-O shots like Dirty Shirleys and espresso martinis are a recession indicator, and recap Katie’s 27th birthday—which included crashing a corporate holiday party, possibly blacking out, and eating the best duck fat fries and hot honey pizza of our lives. Shoutout to the Liberty Hotel!

Then we get into it: why women should be put in charge of men’s jobs (this snow would’ve been cleared A.S.A.P.), and why Boston pedestrians desperately need to learn how to WALK like New Yorkers—pick up the pace!!!

We close the episode with a grounded conversation about the recent Epstein document release, how to stay informed without spiraling and protect your energy.