The regular discusses the story between Chappell Roan and Jorginho’s daughter in a São Paulo hotel and celebrities wanting their privacy, US residents setting up checkpoints in their neighbourhoods to ensure the safety of foreigners, Keir Starmer allegedly planning to give Sadiq Khan a seat in the House of Lords as well as Rob Schneider advocating for compulsory military service for US citizens amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate sources or criticisms*