The regular discusses the potential outcomes for the UK local elections, confirmation from scientists that dogs are good at detecting a person’s vibe if they are trustworthy or not, Britney Spears pleading guilty for driving under the influence and what happens next for the singer as well as astronomers in Japan believed to have discovered a planet that could sustain life amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as/legitimate sources or criticisms*