This time on the Couch: If you've ever wondered exactly how many prostitutes it takes to make an edgy 90s comic, Mike and James have the answer as they dive into Morbius: The Living Vampire no. 2 for the first episode of their Halloween doubleheader. Plus, the definitive debate on Morbius' aesthetic choices: Is he a badass, fanged terror of the night cloaked in black to represent his struggle with unanswerable existential questions, or just a whiny, gimped-out Nine Inch Nails fan who accidentally gave himself neurological problems because he's not a very good scientist? Luckily Peter Parker shows up to make sure readers care enough to find out. All that and the answer to where Morbius keeps his wallet. SPOILER ALERT: It's asinine!