This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy spiral through motherhood, mental health, marriage hypotheticals, WAG culture, swingers, sound healing, sports streaming rage, and one absolutely unhinged story involving a lost tampon and an ASU quarterback.

Normal stuff.

The girls unpack emotional burnout, stress living in the body, and what it actually looks like to support your friends through hard seasons — before immediately pivoting into questions like:

• Would you marry someone who killed somebody?

• Could you date a bisexual man?

• Are swingers ever actually equally into it?

• And how jealous is too jealous?

Plus:

• Gretchen’s emotional support sound bowls

• Missy’s post-extension identity crisis

• Motherhood reflections

• Oura Ring reviews

• Reality TV chaos

• Prime Video ruining sports

• And why strip clubs remain deeply hilarious

Part therapy session, part sleepover conversation, part stand-up comedy. Welcome back to the farm.