This time on the Couch: Mike and James read DC's Christmas with the Super-Heroes no. 1 and 2, a mix of uplifting seasonal tales and a weirdly disproportionate amount of death. Listen along as the world's greatest super-heroes prove that they're no better suited for the job than anyone else as they absent-mindedly fumble every aspect of the holiday spirit: Green Lantern cracks his skull in the shower, Deadman uses his powers to sexually assault a stranger's wife, Green Arrow beefs with an android, and Batman forgets to stop crime because he's been up all night singing Christmas carols. Tis the season for mediocrity!