This week we are sadly dunking basketballs in one shot (but in a sisterless kind of way) while we discuss “Paper Hearts”! We’re talking all the very intentional Breaking Bad references, the return of our main man Reggie Perdue(!!!), Mulder having Main Character Syndrome, cheer on Teena forgetting things as she is so wont to do, and find out that Will Graham really could have used a Scully to keep him on track. We berate Mulder for breaking into his mom’s house all the time, demand the release of the Gilligan cut which is just the four hours of Scully and Skinner yelling at Mulder that they so cruelly withheld from us, and look at the tough world of serial killer-exclusive apartment leasing. The burden we bear recognizing how hot Gillian Anderson is is heavy and never ending, but we’ll do our best to keep on going.

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