This week we’re wading through this bleakly romantic night while we discuss “Kaddish”! We’re talking how the villain just looks like a composite image of a police sketch of a serial killer, work on a name for Scully’s insane theories (Scully’s Silly Science Time? It’s a work in progress…), Mulder flying out the window like a fast-food napkin, how the golem is the perfect man (he’s very romantic and he kills Nazis!), boarding the Howie train once again, and Racist Kinko’s, which for legal purposes is a joke. Amanda redeems herself by clocking the bad guy’s rancid vibes right away, Ella plans on her Russian doll Easter egg hunt, Mulder gets really really sad about an ill-fated wedding, and we have a romantic scaffolding alert! And: Mulder really needs to get his center of mass straightened out. We are always saying this. Check the tapes.

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