This week we are getting an extreme face peel to look good for Satan while we discuss “Sanguinarium”! We’re talking the hot new board game Settlers of Sataan where you resource manage your way through hell, yell at the TV to dissuade Mulder from getting a nose job, remember little 12-year-old Ella’s witch room looking a lot like the one in this episode, enjoy Dr. Franklin loving his evil self, and get excited because Ben’s back, baby! We’re talking Scully having Teso Dos Bichos trauma flashbacks, wonder whether Mulder is into spooky witch porn, get excited about another “I’m done here”, and discuss the health benefits of swallowing a bunch of straight-pins. We’re also proposing a new motto of our podcast: Scully Nation, where we hope this sentence will turn into a joke in our mouth.

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