This week we peer into CSM’s dry, desiccated heart (... or do we?) while we discuss “Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man”! We’re talking Morgan and Wong having friendship bracelets, the “Trust No One” lighter, the embarrassing “Viva La Libertad” guy (Listen, buddy, it’s okay. We’ve all been there), baby Mulder seeing into the future and predicting the JFK assassination and Teena just forgetting, very very subtle moral decay, and then prove via astrology that this story is all fake. We’re talking the Lone Gunmen’s name being especially ironic this week, JFK sprinting through Texas like Forrest Gump, CSM ignoring a call from Saddam Hussein, very mean rejection letters, and how this episode is just 6 seasons of Better Call Saul vacuum-packed into one episode. For this very literary episode, we’ll leave you with everyone’s favorite quote from Henry IV: “Aaaaaaaah”.

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