This week we are outrunning Russian horses and juggling an alien meteorite like a hot potato while we discuss “Tunguska”! We’re talking Scully giving two middle fingers to Congress or her version of that which is staring sternly, our Canadian hero the US Customs official, our long-lost skeleton in a leather jacket Alex Krycek being back (half of us are very excited), how this is definitely not the first time Skinner has had a man handcuffed to his balcony, Mulder taking Krycek to Russia in a pet carrier, and our love for the horse-riding whip-wielding Russian guards. Ella flexes her beginner-level Russian Duolingo skills, Amanda fails to recognize another man because she is too busy hating a woman on a horse, we debate whether we’re feeling Mulder and Marita, and Mulder outruns two horses, because of course he does. Stupid-ass haircut!

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