This week we completely disregard our own quarantine order so we can get on a flight to Florida/New York/Canada/North Dakota while we discuss “Terma”! We’re talking the Teena method of dealing with trauma, our DNR order if we get infested with a nest of worms, Skinner angrily recapping the plot to our delight, Mulder and Krycek’s endless cycles of violence (it’s a real chicken and egg situation), struggle to come up with a cohesive name for the Clip-Clop Gang/Russian Diamond Dogs/Russian Emerald Horses(??), and how Russian women just love nursing Mulder back to health like a baby bird. We laugh at Mulder’s inspirational sports speech, mourn Krycek’s lost left arm, discover how easy it is to escape from a Siberian gulag, hate on Wall Guy and every other secondary character in the episode, and really try our damndest to piece together what’s going on in this one. And remember, folks: Don’t give away your one good shiv to a confused American, no matter how cute and tall he is. It’s just not worth it.

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