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This week Proctor Loans teaches the boys about financial planning, adding 00000s, %s, how to have vision, and how to come out on top in a divorce and bottom in an orphanage. We learn that money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of parents. Plus! We rank animals and Proctor is a cute old man in a lil kid tuxedo. AAAAW!!

Also this time Fissure is back and stickier than ever, regales us with stories from within the bone cocoon, as well as showcases a whole bunch of his new beta-powers! To round out what the heck everyone's upto, The Gas Lighter struggles with everyone thinking he's the smartest, strongest, and sexiest hero.

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Proctor Loans:

Josiah Carlson

Fb/Insta: @ajosiahcarlson

Episode art: Josiah Carlson’s off-hand.

Fissure:

Blade Frank

fb/Insta: @bladejfrank

Gas Lighter:

Insta: @theodoros.blue.ha

Theme song: "Mistake the Getaway" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Also here's a list of the angels who make free sound effects in their free time.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rip00tSu0r8-CHtZMo3d1W7uSAH6AuswXN73pV2vAYk/edit?usp=sharing