Not My Favorite Hero

This week Tooty Shooty and Cottonmouth talk all things pee with Dr. Urine. Get your bed pans ready! This episode is as piss soaked as young Dr. Urines pants.

Dr. Urine goes beyond the piss and teaches us about urology, the dangers of pee back ups, how to turn your shame into strength, charming yet slutty uncles, why the WNBA is so slippery, and some guy he has locked in his basement!

Plus! Also!

Dr. Urine and Tooty Shooty bond over harnessing our dirty holes!

And! Plus! More! As well!

Cottonmouth relates because he is a freak!

Also! Even more than you thought!

Tooty Shooty does volunteer work and Cottonmouth is shedding...like a lot!

Dr. Urine: Eoghan Gallivan

Insta: @tribalsleeve

Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino

Tooty Shooty the Fartist Formally known as the Anussent Bystander Assister: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha

Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This week the Anussent-Bystander-Assister and Cottonmouth catch Tammi Lynn on her Tammi Lynn's Tuna Noodle Casserole Tuesdays Tour! She shares motherly advice about the Mid-West, the secret to a perfect Tuna Noodle Casserole, wet noodle dreams, Moon Man Made Moon Mayonnaise (MMMMM,) the secret moon invasion, and how to use comfort food for road rage!

And also additionally Cottonmouth showcases a new power: the Kinda Camouflage!

Plus actually, the Fartist Formally Known as Janus Jazzplin showcases his new power: the Blue Dart! As well as doing science and convincing everyone he totally didn't murder the Dead Guy in the studio!

Tammi Lynn from Tammi Lynn's Tuna Noodle Casserole Tuesdays Tour: Maggi Mayfield

Insta: @maggimayfield

+ Check out her very funny musical comedy!

YouTube: @maggimayfieldcomedy

Deadbeat Dad/Dead Guy: Mark Godfrey

Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha

Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

ITS THE VALENTINES SPECIAL! YAY LOVE!

This week the Terrific Tooter and Cotton Mouth are broken hearted. Divorced Dad teaches us the cause of Erectile Disfunction, when to get into a relationship, how to do the perfect divorce, about life after love and love after life, how to solve world hunger by imprisoning healers and turkeys, and that love is dead and you should stop trying.

Happy Valentines Day!

And also you won't believe it, the Fantastic Farter becomes a father and was immediately cut out of his sons life, Cotton Mouth finds a wet way to inner earth, and Fissure keeps moaning!

Divorced Dad: Zach Leboza

Insta: @latinxleboza

Podcast: ATX Comedy Review

Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha

Cocoon: Blade Frank

Insta: @bladejfrank

Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

**ANOTHER GREAT PLACE TO START FOR NEW LISTENERS.**

This week the Fartist Formally Known as Diamond Dairy-Air returns from a romantic getaway with Fissures mom and the new Co-Host/potential side kick Cotton Mouth settles into the SSSHH-HH. Purple Thunder teaches us about stylish entrances, vodka, growing up powerless, split personalitys, the effectiveness of negging, Penjamins, and the importance of dissasociating.

Plus! Don Kramer hits hard with bars.

Plus also! Don Kramer shows us his super mask made out of man skin!

Purple Thunder/Don Kramer: Dom LaMarca

Insta: @Upspliffted

Youtube: Upspliffted Inc.

Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha

Cocoon: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Super Beat:very dark hip hop beat 84 bpm.aif by exotonestudio -- https://freesound.org/s/416989/

Returning from a crazy long 1 month break the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure discuss the Wiffle Ball Finals, Fissure's stand against the PP, and the milk is officially un-F*CKed with! Then we learn about inner earth, lizard people, PP highschool, the Desert, first kiss/kills, and the soothing sensation of a warm rock with Cottonmouth!

AS WELL AS the truth behind the milk prophesy and stick around for the Diamond Dairy-air to lose all his friends! Loneliness! Betrayal! and More!

Cottonmouth: Connor Corsentino

Insta: @connorcorsentino

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha

Benson Reynolds, Dr. Bones: Josiah Carlson

fb&insta: @ajosiahcarlson  

(CHECK OUT HIS ART IT'S PRETTY RAD)

Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This week the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure are stickier than usual! Black Head teaches us about ether bars, estate sales, confidence paint, the joy of killing, heavy thoughts, Kevin's lil buns, scoliosis of the penis, and the difference between juice and Jews. 

Plus! The Diamond Dairy-Air found a milk prophesy, had a meeting with big nut, and snaps!

And more plus! Fissure is fresh off a 5 day honey bath and sells explicit photos of the Diamond Dairy-Air to the media!

Black Head: Derek Schoonover

FB&Insta: @dontbefun

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha

Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Casa Bossa Nova Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This week the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure go through Girls Maturation with Crimson Tide. We learn about the flow, the patriarchy and the Pacific Protectors, the power of Midol, the super wage gap, and how to empathize with women!

Plus! There is even more than what's listed above, ya know? Fissure got back from a Villain's Retreat and the Diamond Dairy-Air is innitiated into the secret milk society, the 2%!

Plus! An after-credit scene just like in a real super hero movie! WOW!

Crimson Tide: Rachel Ayres 

Insta: @rachelayres17

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha

Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This week Semi-Translucent Man teaches the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure about water combat on land, Shamanman's Tiny Tikes, balancing your bowel chakra, and toes. Plus he gets the boys high on him!

And, plus, there is more! Meet Diamond Dairy-Air's cat Lil' Cream and Fissure opens up about his scratchy addiction. 

Semi-Translucent Man: Steve Johnson

Insta: @funny.for.today

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha

Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This week Captain Priapism teaches the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure about global politics, super wars, nuclear vs. herbal boner pills, Chernobyl, the solution to world hunger, his seamen, conflict resolution, and what gets him hard and soft. 

And! Hear about Fissure's close call with insest, and the Diamond Dairy-Air's long nap.

Captain Priapism: David Anderson

Insta: @davidanderson61385

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha

Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This week Archive stretches the 3rd eyes of the Diamond Dairy-Air and Fissure with his in depth knowledge of milk pasturization, the PP Pre-Crime Unit, Brain Kegels, the $52.99 program, and morals. 

And! Hear about Fissures big balls, and DD's new super suit: Smock:67.

Archive: Jon Hodge

Insta: @5299program

Seeking enlightenment and increased office productivity?!?!?!?!!!???? 5299program.com

Fissure: Blade Frank

FB&Insta: @bladejfrank

Diamond Dairy-air: Theodoros Blue

Insta:@theodoros.blue.ha

Theme song:

Mistake the Getaway by Kevin Macleod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4060-mistake-the-getaway

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/