The world is in free fall and the Centipodders couldn't care less because Carmen had to get a root canal. Oy! Plus John talks about being a man-whore in his past and then Carmen makes him role-play abortion scenarios. You know what else? It's Pride Month, so of course the duo must talk about the gayest of the gay: Clarence Thomas. He wants to roll back everything, this guy! But John makes a serious plea for him to roll back male frontal nudity in TV shows and movies. We know it's only there to make up for the decades of gratuitous nude boobies, but come on already! What else? Oh yeah, lots of talk about bleached buttholes. Come on, folks, you gots to listen to this one nowsies!