Carmen discusses her recent comedy tour for the military with her friend Kyle Ocasio that included stops in Italy, Turkey and Your Mom's Box. She also goes into great detail about having a Turkish bath which John repeatedly begs her to tell slower. Then the duo interviews Carmen's teen nieces from Spain. Topics covered: favorite American food, Roe v Wade, Carmen's fashion sense, European football vs. American, Carmen's sister (their mother) and the fact that Carmen has no fashion sense.