On this future-forward episode of The Schmear, Hailey Wilson and Alyssa Burns spread the cream cheese on everything new, shiny, and slightly unhinged coming our way in 2026. We’re talking TV throwbacks rising from the ashes (yes, Scrubs is scrubbing back in and Malcolm in the Middle is very much having a middle-age moment), plus rumors of the Spice Girls spicing up Las Vegas with a possible Sphere residency (zig-a-zig-ah, indeed). And because we can’t help ourselves, we close things out with a totally unofficial, extremely unserious mock NBA draft featuring our favorite players, scouting reports based purely on vibes. It’s nostalgia, news, and nonsense, all perfectly schmear-ed together. 🥯🏀✨