So Dru bought this grain elevator in Dayton, Texas--turns out she's a sentient being named Smegmar, and she's not a fan of Bojack Horseman. Ben landed in Egypt for his research trip, and he just joined Twitter, so that's exciting! Turns out that their old friend Lazer works for the consulate in Cairo, and Ben and Dru reflect on how much salvia that guy used to smoke. It was a lot. Like damn. Anyway, it seems like Patrick needs help refinancing his car, and the guys set him up with Big Charles--he knows cars, right?