On this week’s episode of The Schmear, cousins Hailey and Alyssa say goodbye to February and spiral straight into hot-girl spring energy ☀️

We’re breaking down the couples fight that broke out at Hailey’s pickleball championship (unhinged), and asking the real question: if we woke up tomorrow with 10 million followers… how long until we’re canceled? Old tweets? Family drama? PR nightmares?? Be honest.

Plus: Traitors, Survivor 50, chaotic Love Is Blind, Taylor Frankie Paul’s Bachelorette era, Ryan Gosling on SNL, and why Bruno Mars lowkey snapped.

Press play before your Facebook memories resurface. 💀