This week on The Schmear, cousins Alyssa & Hailey reunite post-wedding (we love love!! 💍) and immediately dive into the real issues: why Easter food is actually foul, whether complaining ever gets you anywhere, and the shocking tale of a nail salon crush gone VERY wrong (@Hailey you good???)

We’re talking calorie deficits (or lack thereof), and a Bagel Bite segment packed with hot takes that might ruin friendships, like, are weddings overrated? Is it rude to regift something you'll never use?? And do we actually believe everything happens for a reason… be honest.

Plus, our latest Eyes & Ears obsessions: emotional Hannah Montana nostalgia, chaotic TV returns *cough cough* Taylor Frankie Paul is no longer The Bachelorette, movies we’re already obsessed with, and why March Madness brackets are all fun and games (until you realize money is on the line)

Let's chive! 🥯✨