This time on the Couch: Mike and James watch Superman "solve" the problematic link between poverty and crime in 1939's Action Comics no. 8! "Solve," of course, being 1930s code for "destroy the entire ghetto in the hopes that it'll guilt the United States government into building better affordable housing." At least you're trying, Supes. It's a story that highlights Superman's oft-overlooked social avenger roots as well as his stunning lack of knowledge pertaining to housing law. Plus, more questionably legitimate movie fun facts, the restoration of weapons-grade douche George W. Bush's public image, and why aren't we all injecting ourselves with John Cena hormones? It's the question Clark Kent would be asking if he were a somewhat better journalist.