The Thots TV team are back in the hot seat with the most impossible challenge yet. Travelling back to before the Big Bang. Embodying a "heat-resistant" Danny Dyer, can they survive in a place where the rules of physics don't even exist? Plus what would the Garden of Eden have been like? We took a quick trip over their to check out the local boozers.

We also debut Chinese upstart DeepSeek as GameMaster, bringing a unique flavour to proceedings.

Join us for a hilarious journey through creation myths that proves some historical events are best left unaltered – especially when they involve the fabric of reality itself.

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